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#1
ok so i smoked yesterday (thursday) and now i find out im getting tested tuesday... so if i take large amounts of vitamin C,E,B,milk thistle, n biotin(which speeds up ur metabolism, and any1 know if u can take to much Biotin??) and drink like 3 liters of water a day.
o and i smoked 2 blunts between 3 people on thursday and last time i smoked b4 that was like 3 weeks ago

do i have a hope of passing this?
#2
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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#7
Mmm...

You might be alriight

EDIT: On second thoughts, yes, it would be a good idea to smoke to relax before the test.
#8
What kind of test is it?


There is a certain method involving someone else's pee and a microwave.
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#9
Probably not, that's what you get.

And in the words of Red Forman...DUMBASS.
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#11
Probs not. I wouldn't take too much of anything, honestly. Just take the average amount, and pray you don't get busted.


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#12
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who cares, buy a motorcycle, and ride across america with your buddies. smokin blunts every day, riding frieght trains. that is the american dream.

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#15
find a way to blame it on someone else
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#16
if its piss test, 24 litres of water in 24 hours clears you. if its blood test, you're ****ed.
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#17
Alcohol has really good masking properties. Take three shots of triple distilled vodka right before.
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#19
they did this **** on manswers once, and the only way you can cheat is to use someone elses' sample. and they obviously have to be drug free
#22
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#24
My friend was in this situation.

He got his best friend (clean of weed) to piss in a plastic bag and he taped it to his gooch, inbetween his pen0r and his asshole.

He passed, it was just damn disgusting.
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#26
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if its piss test, 24 litres of water in 24 hours clears you. if its blood test, you're ****ed.


hahah can you say hypertonic?
#27
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wow u guys r dicks


No, your just a DUMBASS.
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#28
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i'm sure the test result will be positive .


i see what you did there..
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#29
i'm stoned at the moment, i can hardly see my own typing.

i only smoked a little bit, but i've been sitting in a room with two people smoking a lot of really strong weed.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#30
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Doesn't it stay in your system for like a month?


myth. it depends on the person, but if your an active person at all its more like 2 weeks
#32
i thought THC (what marihuana has in that makes it really good'n'groovy) stays in your body four or five days.


btw, how did you get in this ****, man!
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#33
There is a cure. It involves the following items.


A Stevie Wonder Record.
A Bottle Of Lube.
A Willing Sheep.
Cutlery Set
Call Of Duty: World At War

This could mean numerous things...It's upto you to get it right.

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#34
if its a piss test get a squert bottle get some one whos clean to piss in it and run a tube from the bottle up to where the zipper is on your pants then tape the bottle to the inside of your thigh with duck tape oh and where baggy pants or a loose pair of shorts

i also heard that you could take a band aid with bleach on the pad and dip it in the piss itll work

oh and if it a blood test your screwed
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#35
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i'm stoned at the moment, i can hardly see my own typing.

i only smoked a little bit, but i've been sitting in a room with two people smoking a lot of really strong weed.

#36
this is what you should do the day after

work out(run and lift weights) and drink a gallon of water
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#37
Just say you went to a concert and some people next to you were smoking, and you got second hand high.
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#38
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wow u guys r dicks


For calling you dumb for smoking before a drug test? Somehow, deep down, I think you already knew that.

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#39
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i thought THC (what marihuana has in that makes it really good'n'groovy) stays in your body four or five days.


Nope, at least six weeks. And you don't have to be the one smoking it, just being in a room with smokers will do it.

Where I work we have random drug and alcohol tests and a positive is cause for instant dismissal and no appeals.

All the above 'cures' are just wishful thinking.
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#40
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if its piss test, 24 litres of water in 24 hours clears you. if its blood test, you're ****ed.


24 litres in 24 hours KILLS you.

they have to be specifically testing for weed, if not they won't find it.
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