Poll: Who pays to replace my pizza?
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View poll results: Who pays to replace my pizza?
Domino's pays it
85 72%
The guy who caused the accident pays it
23 19%
The delivery guy pays it out of his paycheck
10 8%
Voters: 118.
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#1
(tl;dr at the end)

So pit, I ordered pizza today, and it just came. The smell is exquisite. Delicious as always, and piping hot.

But alas, that's not the point of this thread. When the pizza was delivered, I began thinking about what would happen if on his way to deliver the pizza, he got into a car-totaling accident caused by someone else, and the pizza was ruined. Would Domino's send a pizza coupon? If so, who would pay for it? The guy who crashed into the pizza delivery guy or Dominos'?


tl;dr = If a pizza delivery guy has an accident while delivering pizza, but he didn't cause it, who pays to replace my pizza?
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#4
I think the restaurant would just send you another pizza.


Ok, now that the question is out of the way, who wants pizza?
#5
"Sorry about the delay, sir. I'm afraid the delivery man was in a fatal accident."
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#6
The reeal question is why the **** are you ordering Domino's when Donato's is so much better?
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#7
Dominoes would have to pay because it was their crappy car that got in the accident.
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#8
at first i read the thread as "what if the pizza guy has an accent".
i'm actually quite relieved at the topic.

anyway, i'd say that they'd be more concerned about their pizza delivery guy. you'd probably get a coupon in a couple of days as a sorry for the "lost pizza".
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#9
Doesn't matter; it's free because chances are, after an accident, it's not gonna be there in 30 minutes or less. YEEEAAAAHHHH.


...i have too much time.

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#10
insurance. idiot.
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#12
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When I worked at Little Ceasers one of our delivery guys passed away in an accident, we replaced the pizza free of charge.

wow, someone actually has first hand experience

/thread
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Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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#13
You would have to eat the pizza that was in the accident.
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#14
Quote by Jdwannabe
insurance. idiot.

So the insurance company would send Domino's a check equaling the value of the lost pizza, and in turn Domino's would give me a pizza coupon?
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#15
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So the insurance company would send Domino's a check equaling the value of the lost pizza, and in turn Domino's would give me a pizza coupon?


"Here's a check for the $10 you lost on that pizza. Don't spend it all in one place "

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#17
Dominoes would probably pay for it.
And who needs a tl;dr for such a small paragraph? If you're that lazy, you don't deserve to be a part of the conversation.
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#18
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insurance. idiot.


Insurance pays for your pizza? You, sir, have failed.
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#19
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Dominoes would probably pay for it.
And who needs a tl;dr for such a small paragraph? If you're that lazy, you don't deserve to be a part of the conversation.

some ug'ers have used that as a meme to provide no answer but to still be able to post
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#20
I think the Delivery guy should pay for it, for not being a safe driver which is required to be a delivery guy, and don't go saying that it wasn't his fault, because part of being a safe driver is watching out for other dumbasses.
#21
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at first i read the thread as "what if the pizza guy has an accent".
i'm actually quite relieved at the topic.


haha same
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#22
Guys, i'm telling you! It's free because they didn't get it there in 30 minutes because of the accident!

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If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#23
...the **** is wrong with you? Pizza guy has an accident and you're more concerned about a coupon?

You are deffinitly a pit dweller .

Also, The guy who caused the accident should buy you a knew pizza. Especially since the delivery would more than likely take over 30 minutes. It's policy, innit?
#24
I ordered pizza before leaving my girlfriend's brother's house about...4 months ago and on its way, the pizza was stolen. We all got the pizza+ complimentary garlic bread and an upgrade in size on the pizza because it was so late
#25
All three parties should pay you a pizza, resulting in 3 free pizzas. Go make some accidents happen.

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#26
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...the **** is wrong with you? Pizza guy has an accident and you're more concerned about a coupon?

You are deffinitly a pit dweller .

Also, The guy who caused the accident should buy you a knew pizza. Especially since the delivery would more than likely take over 30 minutes. It's policy, innit?


I posted that TWICE

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at first i read the thread as "what if the pizza guy has an accent".
i'm actually quite relieved at the topic.


This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#27
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Guys, i'm telling you! It's free because they didn't get it there in 30 minutes because of the accident!

Last edited by AlecMag; tomorrow at 5:89



I'm not gonna lie, that fucked me up for a good 25 seconds.

And am I the only one who reads the little messages in tiny print at the bottom of commercials? 30 minutes is an estimate, not a garauntee.
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#28
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Guys, i'm telling you! It's free because they didn't get it there in 30 minutes because of the accident!

They got rid of that policy due to the large amount of accidents caused by speeding delivery guys
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#29
Quote by AlecMag
Guys, i'm telling you! It's free because they didn't get it there in 30 minutes because of the accident!


You haven't lost any money on the pizza, Dominoes did. So the question is does the delivery guy have to pay for it because he messed up?
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#30
Quote by Tubyboulin
...the **** is wrong with you? Pizza guy has an accident and you're more concerned about a coupon?

You are deffinitly a pit dweller .

Also, The guy who caused the accident should buy you a knew pizza. Especially since the delivery would more than likely take over 30 minutes. It's policy, innit?

It's only a hypothetical situation man.
Of course it would be horrible
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#31
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I'm not gonna lie, that fucked me up for a good 25 seconds.

And am I the only one who reads the little messages in tiny print at the bottom of commercials? 30 minutes is an estimate, not a garauntee.



Me as well. I still don't get it......
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#32
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
(tl;dr at the end)

So pit, I ordered pizza today, and it just came. The smell is exquisite. Delicious as always, and piping hot.

But alas, that's not the point of this thread


i wanted to hear more about the pizza

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#33
none.. because they wouldnt give you anything, as you havent payed anything yet.
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#34
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i wanted to hear more about the pizza

Yea, me too.

What toppings are on it? What type of pizza is it? You order any sides with that?

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#36
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Yea, me too.

What toppings are on it? What type of pizza is it? You order any sides with that?


screw that, just give us a pic of it.

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If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#37
I got a ticket this summer delivering a pizza.

And it was a biker cop. So embarrassing.
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#38
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#40
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Yea, me too.

What toppings are on it? What type of pizza is it? You order any sides with that?

Extra cheese, extra pepperoni. No sides: I don't want small flavor to ruin my pizza.
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