My Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Epiphone AJ
Ibanez Strat Copy

Orange Tiny Terror Head
Old beaten up Peavey cab
Marshall MG30DFX
Does the groom play guitar? How about a BIG $$$ gift certificate to GC, so he can buy that Strat he's always wanted?
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Ask the couple what's on their registration.


Or a blender, quesadilla maker, gift certificate to a lingerie store (or sex shop).
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
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Great fun for the whole family would ensue.

Kitchen accessories? Plates, forks, knives, cups, etc.

Something fancy for their backyard/front yard, maybe?
My Last.fm
USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
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Dick in a box

Damn it
vagina in a box?
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
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a coffee machine.
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.

Thousands of them...
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

Quote by St.Loony
Box in a vagina

The groom might get a little bit angry at that one....
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
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The groom might get a little bit angry at that one....

Dick in a box in a vagina
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the groom is a big metallica fan.

Find a copy of their No Life 'Til Leather demo.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.

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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).

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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen

^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
Buy something meaningful, something with a strong message.

Like a box of sturdy condoms.
An asian kid from some godforsaken island in a beatifully wrapped orange box with a red ribbon on top..
Heard that's the craze now
Life is underrated.

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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
How about a nice big bottle of booze. I got the idea just as my mom came into my room drunk just now XD. But seriousley a coffee machine or something like that.
Can't go wrong with Condoms.
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if someone flames you on the internet for music you like, they fail.

Here's my YouTube if anyone wants to see some of my videos.
Gravy boat.
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
Quote by Powerhouse
A pamphlet for an abortion clinic.

Nice one
a little lost.....
Yes I agree with finding out what they're registered for. This would allow for something they actually want plus no duplicates.
"Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy." -Louisa May Alcott