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#1
Searchbar revealed nothing. The idea is simple, regardless of how you normally view yourself, how sexy or unsexy are you feeling right at this moment in time?

I'm not, because I'm full of cold...
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#4
not very
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#5
Sexy like a fox.
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#9
As sexy as one can feel before the morning shower... aww yeah.
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
- Scott Adams

No they don't, and UG is proof...
#10
very very very


......un sexy
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Im sitting here in pyjamas with a cracked-out face and a funny/idiotic hair. There was a party friday night. I'm definitely not sexy right now.
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#17
I am in my sweats, just woke up, haven't eaten, have stitches in my right hand, cannot play guitar properly, and haven't had a decent shower since getting the aforementioned stitches. Sexy; not so much.
#18
Quote by Kensai
Sexy like a fox.

Sexy like a WOLF. So there.
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#19
Quote by boreamor
I feel ill, tired, I look a mess from not sleeping much last night, I have messed up greasy hair...

Any takers?
>_> <_< Hell yes.
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#21
Sexy as hell.. Singing let's get it on to myself.. oh yeah.. ill get it on..
#23
Quote by boreamor
I feel ill, tired, I look a mess from not sleeping much last night, I have messed up greasy hair...

Any takers?


I'd tap that like a broadway musical.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#25
I have a cold, just had a hockey match and I'm feeling like ****.

So I'm HOT AS HELL! ^^ (that's cuz my girlfriend still likes me :P)
Quote by lockedandlogan
Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.



Quote by GaijinFoot
Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
#29
Just for the record...I would still bone each and every one of you.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#30
Not very I'm tired and playing video games in some pyjama bottoms and a hoody ...
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
#33
Too sexy for my shirt


and pants.


and underwear.


I'm here to help

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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

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andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#34
Quote by hayan
0/10

...I'd still give you...6/7/10
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#36
I've got one pussy in my lap and one in my bed while I'm typing this. So I'm feeling pretty damn sexy*.

RE some of the other responses, I actually find sleepy/just woke up to be a fairly sexy state (with women anyway, never really noticed whether or not guys are sexy then). Not so much sick people, but tired people, yeah.


*May be refering to cats, not vaginas. While I've got you here, I ****ing hate how color is spelt without a "u" in the tags. Learn to speak English instead of American, internet.
#37
about as sexy as Kensai...
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#38
Quote by troubletcat


RE some of the other responses, I actually find sleepy/just woke up to be a fairly sexy state (with women anyway, never really noticed whether or not guys are sexy then). Not so much sick people, but tired people, yeah.


I agree with this. Girls with those half-closed sleepy eyes look exactly like girls who are trying to jump your bone. This pleases me...
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#40
Quote by ChemicalFire
Not very I'm tired and playing video games in some pyjama bottoms and a hoody ...


Thats by far the most sexiful position here, I'd do you
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