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#3
Well, if his ass is dirty then why should the boss keep him? No one wants a smelly crack around.
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#4
With water? That can't be too hygienic...

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#5
Why can't you bring water into the toilet?
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#6
Well in all the european countries I've visited there has been toilet paper.
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#8
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#10
there's no toilet paper in europe???


WHAT HAVE I BEEN WIPING MY ASS WITH THE PAST 19 YEARS



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#13
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there's no toilet paper in europe???


WHAT HAVE I BEEN WIPING MY ASS WITH THE PAST 19 YEARS

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#16
how funny would it be if that was his drinking water bottle


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#17
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UG must think of Australia as a country of idiots!

I blame it deathdrummer or whatever his name is for making an Australian thread every ****ing day!
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how funny would it be if that was his drinking water bottle
How does he tell them apart? Labels one "mouth" and the other "ass"?
#20
so the austrailan way is wiping your ass with your dry fingers or what???
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#21
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How does he tell them apart? Labels one "mouth" and the other "ass"?


thatd be pretty sensible....


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#22
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there's no toilet paper in europe???


WHAT HAVE I BEEN WIPING MY ASS WITH THE PAST 19 YEARS


hahahaha
#23
People dont wipe their ass in Australia? I got to ask my Australian friend this.
If you try to correct me
I will become alot more wise and insightful than you can possibly imagine.
#24
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How does he tell them apart? Labels one "mouth" and the other "ass"?

on this Aussie radio show called Hamish and Andy, this chick was saying how she wiped herself with a roll-on deoderant, and she labelled them exactly that
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#25
That's pretty creepy actually.

It's like going to the bathroom and your teacher is standing outside the door asking you how your **** is every minuite.
#26
Did anyone else catch the name of the town? its ****ing Townsville!!!! thats where the powerpuff girls live!
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#27
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on this Aussie radio show called Hamish and Andy, this chick was saying how she wiped herself with a roll-on deoderant, and she labelled them exactly that


Why would you use roll on deoderant for your mouth? =|
#28
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on this Aussie radio show called Hamish and Andy, this chick was saying how she wiped herself with a roll-on deoderant, and she labelled them exactly that



She labeled a deodorant ass and mouth? As in the deodorant's used for your pits?
#30
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She labeled a deodorant ass and mouth? As in the deodorant's used for your pits?

oops I meant arms and mouth
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#31
What's the big deal? It sounds like he was just used to using a bidet which, for the record, is much more hygenic than toilet paper.
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#32
"I would like to see how Australians feel when they go to Europe where in places they don't have toilet paper."

wtf?
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#33
That article made my head hurt.

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"I would like to see how Australians feel when they go to Europe where in places they don't have toilet paper."

wtf?

I was seriously going to say the same thing.
#35
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Europe don't have toilet paper. We wipe our asses with cats.


Or porcupines, remember the old saying: A porcupine a day keeps the hemorrhoids away
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#36
Quote by neopowell
What's the big deal? It sounds like he was just used to using a bidet which, for the record, is much more hygenic than toilet paper.

Yes, but you can't sit your ass in a bottle of water. The neck is far too narrow.
So, how is he actually washing his ass? And does he wash his hands throughly afterwards?
#37
Quote by MightyAl
Yes, but you can't sit your ass in a bottle of water. The neck is far too narrow.
So, how is he actually washing his ass? And does he wash his hands throughly afterwards?


it doesn't ****ing matter if he even washes he ass or not, its not a valid reason to fire anyone. The hand washing maybe, but not if somebody's ass is dirty. Its a violation of your personal rights.
#39
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it doesn't ****ing matter if he even washes he ass or not, its not a valid reason to fire anyone. The hand washing maybe, but not if somebody's ass is dirty. Its a violation of your personal rights.

AFAIK, there are no rules protecting a worker's right to maintain a dirty ass.
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