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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_nigeria_robbery_goat;_ylt=AioynFHg9u.Kjhk6wRZjDhHtiBIF

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"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.


#5
Damn it, that was my getaway plan for when I robbed the bank on Monday.


Back to the drawing board, I guess.
#6


Every paragraph of that article is full of win.

It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
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the poor goat
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#9
and he would have got away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
#10
nooo! they got him! They got Fred! He thought turning into a goat would be the perfect escape plan, the stupid fool!
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"vigilantes took the black and white beast"

Does anyone else think that is incredibly funny?
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Note to self: Visit nigera, rob cars, blame the goats...
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Note to self: Visit nigera, rob cars, blame the goats...


+1 to that!
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+1 to that!
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I work in Nigeria, in Lagos right now. These people are incredibly superstitious. There was a panic in the Delta Region a while back wherein "JuJu" women were accused of stealing men's penis's through a curse.
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and he would have got away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!


Icwhatudidthar...and I like it.

Is the goat also Dr. Neema Houssain, recently exiled foreign minister for Nigeria who needs to deposit the sum of 10,000,000 US dollars in a foreign bank account immediatel?
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Unbelievable absolutely unbelievable.
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#22
They were trying to steal a Mazda 323? Desperate times indeed.
#23
Wow that's cool. This is why africa doesn't get more foreign aid.

Seriously, they need more foreign aid.
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Wow that's cool. This is why africa doesn't get more foreign aid.

Seriously, they need more foreign aid.


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They were trying to steal a Mazda 323? Desperate times indeed.


I just googled the car, if they got one with a spoiler they would've got teh laydez.
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I just googled the car, if they got one with a spoiler they would've got teh laydez.

For some reason I can't stop laughing. Thanks!
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"vigilantes took the black and white beast"

Does anyone else think that is incredibly funny?


I think the use of the word "beast" is one of the less funny things about the story.
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#32
The sad part is they've convicted a completely innocent goat, and it has no ****ing clue what's going on.
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The sad part is they've convicted a completely innocent goat, and it has no ****ing clue what's going on.


Or does he...?

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I work in Nigeria, in Lagos right now. These people are incredibly superstitious. There was a panic in the Delta Region a while back wherein "JuJu" women were accused of stealing men's penis's through a curse.


That was a super serious concern!
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"vigilantes took the black and white beast"

Does anyone else think that is incredibly funny?
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