#1
so, day before yesterday my girlfriend came over and brought her little brother. I cooked them a meal, using a pot with a lid, and we ate.

after we ate, i put the lid of the pot on one of the other stove circle thingys and left it there.

apparrently, however, there was a big piece of plastic there that i hadn't seen, and her little brother turned on the second stove knob later without me or her noticing.
this was two days ago.

there has been a big piece of plastic melting and sizzling on my stove for the past 2 days.

a huge cloud of fumes came out when I lifted the lid today, too late did I realize my mistake.

I'm pretty sure her brother, who is 6, is trying to kill me.
my girlfriend even said that her brother is jealous of me, thinks that I'm going to marry her and take her away.

anyone else been almost murdered by a kid?
oh well, at least now I don't have to worry about the dangers of smoking.

*lights up*
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jan 24, 2009,
#2
I can't say i've been almost killed by a kid.
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#3


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#6
sounds to me like you accidentally turned it on while cooking but didnt notice...
#7
anyone else reminded of that "how many 5 year olds can you take in a fight" thread from last year?[/QUOTE
hahaha.good times good times. ey well dude i suggest you give em poisoned sour candy. they'll die happy.
#8
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Kill him before he gets you.

Thanks to your extremely obtrusive signature, I read that as "Kill him before he gets nudes of you"
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#11
Get him before he gets you.

EDIT: Too late, already been said
Last edited by Union Jake at Jan 24, 2009,
#12
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anyone else reminded of that "how many 5 year olds can you take in a fight" thread from last year?


I remember that! That was a great thread.
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#13
Kids fall instantly inlove with me. I hate it. I hate hugging, I hate looking at kids. The only thing good about them is they grow up to be people.

Every girl under nine I know has fallen in love with me at some point
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#14
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sounds to me like you accidentally turned it on while cooking but didnt notice...



I didn't, I would have seen the glowing red circle in front of me, and I always run my hand across the dashboard of the stove to make sure all the knobs are pushed down (off)
#17
sucks for you.
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#18
You can do one of two things,

Introduce him to World of Warcraft and he will just stay in his room

or

Introduce him to porn, he will stay occupied with that.

OR

Introduce him to both and he will NE-VER bother you two again.



Actually just try and be as friendly as you can and play with him or w/e he wants to do.
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#20
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hahaha.good times good times. ey well dude i suggest you give em poisoned sour candy. they'll die happy.

or better yet molest him then gouge his eyes out and chop out his tongue. he'll never beable to rat you out again.
#23
that little kid will f*ck you up. better not f*ck the girl either.
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#24
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Introduce him to porn and play with him.

That is just grossly innapropiate.
#25
make sure he doesn't catch you bangin her...

actually, make sure he does. and give us pics.
#26
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make sure he doesn't catch you bangin her...

actually, make sure he does. and give us pics.



perverted bastards. i love it!lol
#27
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or better yet molest him then gouge his eyes out and chop out his tongue. he'll never beable to rat you out again.


you should be put to sleep.
#28
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Thanks to your extremely obtrusive signature, I read that as "Kill him before he gets nudes of you"

His vagina is a lie.
No, I've never had a kid try to kill me. That's pretty damn hilarious though.
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#29
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so, day before yesterday my girlfriend came over and brought her little brother. I cooked them a meal, using a pot with a lid, and we ate.

after we ate, i put the lid of the pot on one of the other stove circle thingys and left it there.

apparrently, however, there was a big piece of plastic there that i hadn't seen, and her little brother turned on the second stove knob later without me or her noticing.
this was two days ago.

there has been a big piece of plastic melting and sizzling on my stove for the past 2 days.

a huge cloud of fumes came out when I lifted the lid today, too late did I realize my mistake.

I'm pretty sure her brother, who is 6, is trying to kill me.
my girlfriend even said that her brother is jealous of me, thinks that I'm going to marry her and take her away.

anyone else been almost murdered by a kid?
oh well, at least now I don't have to worry about the dangers of smoking.

*lights up*


Awww Thats so cute, he loves his sister

You should talk to her brother and explain that you won't take her away.
#30
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anyone else reminded of that "how many 5 year olds can you take in a fight" thread from last year?


Quote from my sig ftw.

But ya, kill him before he kills you man.
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#34
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I'm sure if you do your topless dance he'll lighten up to you

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#36
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Kids fall instantly inlove with me. I hate it. I hate hugging, I hate looking at kids. The only thing good about them is they grow up to be people.

Every girl under nine I know has fallen in love with me at some point


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#37
serve the melted plastic to him hidden in his meal next time they come over. that'll show him.