If you saw an alien walking by itself with no weapons, what would you do?

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#1
personally, me and my friends would probably go and kick its arse and interrogate it. but the smart thing to do would be to try to become friends with it and be "cool" with the aliens in case of an invasion.

What would the Pit do?
#5
take it to watch the prestige.
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#7
Teach it how to fap.
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#8
I'd introduce it to tentacle rape.
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#10
throw water at and yell surprise mutha ****a
and if lives, then tell it thats how we greet eachother here
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#14
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Watch The Prestige with it and then fap.

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#17
Run away cuz it probably knows alien Kung Fu.
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#18
He would say "Take me to your leader"

I would say "I am the leader"

Oh and it seems like all of your threads are doomed.


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#19
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throw water at and yell surprise mutha ****a
and if lives, then tell it thats how we greet eachother here

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#20
give him a cinnamon bun. if he's anything like the aliens I've read about it, he'll go crazy.


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#21
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Watch The Prestige with it and then fap.





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#23
To be honest, I would probably have a heart attack. From what I gather, they don't look too friendly.

But if I could, I would ask it for cool powers
#25
I'd chill with it after a good day of hunting for aliens. We'd be outside on the streets having a good time, although at a loud volume, and then a cop would pull up. He'd be like, "Oh we got some complaints that you guys are a little disturbing and loud...kicking around beer bottles (lol it was an energy drink can)..."

We'd just be like "..."

"That was an energy drink. There's an Icee cup over there if you wanna check it out too. We're sorry about the volume."

He'd just be like "Oh it's alright guys. You guys look like a good bunch that don't mean harm, it's just that people see a loud bunch in dark cloths, blah blah blah"

So he'd be tight, but I'd be freakin' shaking lol.

And the next day, the bunch would be chillin' at my house. We'd stay inside and play some pool haha

It was an ice cool night, after all.
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#28
I'd beat him up to try and start a big war.
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#29
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#30
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I'd chill with it after a good day of hunting for aliens. We'd be outside on the streets having a good time, although at a loud volume, and then a cop would pull up. He'd be like, "Oh we got some complaints that you guys are a little disturbing and loud...kicking around beer bottles (lol it was an energy drink can)..."

We'd just be like "..."

"That was an energy drink. There's an Icee cup over there if you wanna check it out too. We're sorry about the volume."

He'd just be like "Oh it's alright guys. You guys look like a good bunch that don't mean harm, it's just that people see a loud bunch in dark cloths, blah blah blah"

So he'd be tight, but I'd be freakin' shaking lol.

And the next day, the bunch would be chillin' at my house. We'd stay inside and play some pool haha

It was an ice cool night, after all.


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#31
Well gee Jake, I would think you would give it a blanket and invite him to your big fapping circle.
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#32
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#33
hahaha, poor union_jake, every comment he posts or thread he starts has at least one reference to his fapping circle

it's amusing
#35
it would probably have superpowers, so i'd befriend it
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#36
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personally, me and my friends would probably go and kick its arse and interrogate it. but the smart thing to do would be to try to become friends with it and be "cool" with the aliens in case of an invasion.

What would the Pit do?

nah. you and your friends would make it watch the prestige, the nut in its eyes all at the same time.
me, id drop kick that b*tch.
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#39
Come on guys, that Circle Jerk joke is getting too old, leave him alone.
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