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#1
I can't tell you how many times I've gone to the library or a computer lab and found someone still logged into their user account. It used to make me angry. It used to make me wonder what was wrong with people. I don't know if they just forget or just don't care, but either way they deserve to be messed with for their stupidity. It took almost a year of my life to find these and to some degree I feel bad, but I'm pretty sure these people won't ever forget to log out again.



http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769611


"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#5
Quote by Union Jake
Thats a prickish thing to do.

Ya, he's a real circle jerk
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#6
at the email

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Ya, he's a real circle jerk

Serves him right.
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#8
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Ya, he's a real circle jerk


damn you you beat me to it. hahah beat...
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#12
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Ya, he's a real circle jerk


Without being arrogant here, did part of you post that topic just so you could say that joke?
#14
Quote by Union Jake
Without being arrogant here, did part of you post that topic just so you could say that joke?

No. How could I have known that you'd set me up for it?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#16
Quote by Union Jake
Without being arrogant here, did part of you post that topic just so you could say that joke?


I know that's the only reason I ever reply to your posts.

(lulz, you jerked off with your friends)
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#18
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the Amazon book, as wrong as it is.

Imagine the dude's face when that comes in the mail...
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#19
I love college humor.
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#20
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No one deserves that, but logging out is very important.


This.


That guy is a total assbag.
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#21
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Thats a prickish thing to do.

yeah, what a jerk off
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#22
Quote by Ur all $h1t
No. How could I have known that you'd set me up for it?


Well i try posting in most topics, and i gave you a straight line, but still, forget it .

Oh and lol at Powerhouse.
#23
Hell, I never even log on unless it's my computer....
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#24
Women in Antiquity?
Religions in Africa?

Sounds like whoever dropped those courses did them a favor.
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#26
There goes 300+ dollars in fees.

Whoever did that is an asshole.
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#27
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Last time a friend of mine saw a logged-on computer, he did that trick in MS word that generates 300 pages of text, then told it to print 50 times. In colour.


You should've told him to put it in font size 500 -- it's either one or two letters per page.

But for some reason MS Word can only have around thirty two thousand pages...

Oh, and at the email

But, back on topic, what you did is really harsh.
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#28
What a douchebag.
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#29
that's not nice
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#30
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This.


That guy is a total assbag.
I thought so too till I realised that if she's in any kind of a decent uni she'll be able to get right back into them if she explains what happened at her programme office.
It'll just cause her a few minutes of panic and then an hour or so of queuing.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#32
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I thought so too till I realised that if she's in any kind of a decent uni she'll be able to get right back into them if she explains what happened at her programme office.
It'll just cause her a few minutes of panic and then an hour or so of queuing.


I stand by my statement.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#33
The email is hilarious!

"He pinky swore so it is kewl. Put the money through PAYPAL. Kthx."

And then a PS about her switching her major.
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#34
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I thought so too till I realised that if she's in any kind of a decent uni she'll be able to get right back into them if she explains what happened at her programme office.
It'll just cause her a few minutes of panic and then an hour or so of queuing.
Unless the class is full and somebody takes her spot.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#35
Quote by element4433
Unless the class is full and somebody takes her spot.

Even then. It'll be put down to a systems glitch and the Uni will fix it.

Of course as this is a college humour article it's probably photoshopped.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#36
the guy is an idiot. he thinks he's smart but there shouldn't be a security issue if no one else cares (which they shouldn't). if anyone takes advantage of such a situation, it's their fault for being a sad nerd.

anyway, the dropped courses and email to dad can be resolved easily enough. the book one can either be returned or sold on. that's not the point though, he thinks he's really smart but people have lots on their minds, logging off (or forgetting to) isn't issue of the year.
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#37
I really doubt that the author did all those things, maybe one or two.
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#38
yeah, what a nice guy. you know, you find someone who forgot to log off, and rather than do the nice, friendly thing to do and take 5 extra seconds to just log them off, he instead decides to fuck up their day because he's managed to catch them when they're vulnerable and he's a dickbag. it really goes to show how prominent common courtesy and goodwill are these days.
#39
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Ya, he's a real circle jerk



Don't often say this, but Well played Sir.
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