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#1
Walkin down the street tonight on the way from a friends house to a club. Three of us, one can of Bulmers. The street was empty so we started singing, then we saw the copper ahead so swiftly shut up. Walked along, I said hello to him and he came over all nasty and told me to pour the can out.

What's the problem like? He said he heard us being loud down the road and I said we were, sorry that's why we stopped but he was still giving it big licks. The only reason they were out was to check taxis for their taxi ID stuff, yet he was being a total nob to us. I said alright pal fine, I'll pour it out, there's a drain on the road there shall I pour it down there, and he got even nastier and told me to pour it out on the pavement now like I told you.

In the end I did, and told him I'd keep the can to put in the next bin, but a) there was no need for me to pour it away, and b) there was no need for him to be such a nob about it.

In future I'm just going to run, silly old prats wouldn't have a hope.
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#7
Hurm wheres the circle fap here
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#11
ice cool.
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#13
you make way too many threads. no matter how many random ass threads w/ dumb ass topics you make, you will never make UG forget your infamous "circle jerk" thread.
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#14
bet he would have let you keep your drink if you and your friends circle jerked with him
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#15
ITT: Bloke brags about drinking on the streets.

Shut up.

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#16
Drinking in public is for bums and chavs anyway.
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#17
we had pretty much the same one, but my mate was wasted n he thought he was gona get strip searched or something it was hilarious. i thought you weren't supposed to be drinking in the street anyway. was the can open? should have been magners :P
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ITT: Bloke brags about drinking on the streets.

Shut up.

*reported*

But what if we look really cool when we do it?

We must tell SOMEONE!
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ITT: Bloke brags about drinking on the streets.

Shut up.

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ITP: Bint gets it wrong

Why is drink on the street something to brag about?
#21
OP, you've already had your 5 minutes of e-fame.

Stop making stupid threads, for the love of jesus.
#22
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ITP: Bint gets it wrong

Why is drink on the street something to brag about?

perhaps you should ask yourself that
#23
Drinking on the street is a fine in some areas you're lucky he just made you get rid of it you silly child.
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ITP: Bint gets it wrong

Why is drink on the street something to brag about?

why is jacking off w/ a bunch of guys something to brag about?
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perhaps you should ask yourself that


It's not and i aint bragging, just sharing, and asking other people to share their stories its not pointless.
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It's not and i aint bragging, just sharing, and asking other people to share their stories its not pointless.


a) you never asked us to share our stories.
b) stories about what? The same exact thing that happened to you? It's not that common.
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#29
you guys saw the last thread where the mods said anyone spamming with circle jerk comments would get a warning right? just saying...

anyway, i'm off to watch the prestige with a few buddies, see y'all later pit.
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Seriously why do you make a thread every 10 minutes?


To make people forget about circles...
#31
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Drinking on the street is a fine in some areas you're lucky he just made you get rid of it you silly child.


Agreed drinks on the street are illegal I believe so is being drunk in public
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a) you never asked us to share our stories.
b) stories about what? The same exact thing that happened to you? It's not that common.


see my second post, first page, plus i thought people might go "yeah that happened to me aswell" then tell a new story.

And no, just general stories about the police.

And i werent drunk if thats what some people were implying.
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But what if we look really cool when we do it?

We must tell SOMEONE!


Exactly! Everyone knows that drinking in public is super-hardcore.

Jake, are you old enough to drink?
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#34
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Was Union Jake the guy who did the circle fap?

yes and it is the worst thing anybody has ever said about themselves in the pit. therefore, he has set himself up to forever be made fun of in the pit.
but nobodys ever taken my drink
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#35
NOOOOOO we cannot report him!
its too fun to annoy him about his legendary circle fapping experiance!

(Which was not gay in any way cause they didnt look) :p
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At least you didn't circle jerk!

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#38
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ITT: Bloke brags about drinking on the streets.

Shut up.

*reported*

Thank you. SO. Much.

I wish he'd stop making threads.
#39
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And i werent drunk if thats what some people were implying.




Yeah you just proved the opposite of that statement right there congrats
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#40
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Exactly! Everyone knows that drinking in public is super-hardcore.

Jake, are you old enough to drink?

I hope not; that would take away some of the harcoreness!

That's why I take an annual surgery to ensure I stay underaged forever.
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