#1
How do you know when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's d*ck tastes like blood...

Isn't that the nastiest thing you've heard in a long time... I can see this getting closed very soon...
I defecate all over my clothes to get extra protected
Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
Get Back in the Kitchen
#3
*reported*
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
How do you know when a drummer is delivering your pizza?


When he bangs on the door out of time and doesn't know when to come in.
#8
Quote by lee 31392
How do you know when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's d*ck tastes like blood...

Isn't that the nastiest thing you've heard in a long time... I can see this getting closed very soon...


I don't see the logic. He might have cummed blood.
Gear as 2015:
Ibanez PGM401
Music Man JP6 (for sale)
Music Man Axis (for sale)
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster
Ibanez EW Acoustic Steel string
Crappy Cort Acoustic 12-string
NI Rig Kontrol 3 & Guitar Rig 5
#11
Quote by Powerhouse
How do you know when a drummer is delivering your pizza?


When he bangs on the door out of time and doesn't know when to come in.


#13
How do you chop off your dad's dick?


Kick your sister in the mouth.
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.