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#1
OK I've decided that my study of the Bible would be made a lot easier if I knew some Hebrew.

Does anyone here already know it or is learning it? How hard is Hebrew to learn in reality?

And before anyone says it, I'm not just doing this for attention. I'm deadly serious.
#4
Well, Hebrew is my second language(mother language being Russian), and let me tell you it's TOUGH AS SKIN BOOTS.

Not only that I have to learn it for all years in school AND University but the Biblical Hebrew is like regular Hebrew on ACID.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#6
dude i thought you couldnt read anything... the bible writing is SOOOOOOOO SMALLLL
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If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#7
i'll be doing it as a side module this term at uni. ask me again in 3 months
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#8
Quote by Minkaro
Have you finished learning Icelandic yet?

I thought it was Russian?
#9
Quote by PETERFKNPARKER
dude i thought you couldnt read anything... the bible writing is SOOOOOOOO SMALLLL





Also, you have to be circumcised to read Hebrew.
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#10
I thought you were Atheist?
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#11
The question is; Is it worth learning something tough as skin boots in order to understand and interpret lies and double standards of morality?
all roads lead to rome
#12
Quote by zippidyduda
I thought you were Atheist?

Naw, she'll convert to Judaism. It takes two years though.
#14
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Also, you have to be circumcised to read Hebrew.


Yes, cos if you cut your dick you can instantly read Hebrew.
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#15
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im super serial


These are a super cereal too.


Apparently they are great.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
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#16
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
and?? I can still read the Bible.


+1


Over all it's an interesting book at times.
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#17
Quote by Guitar0player
Well, Hebrew is my second language(mother language being Russian), and let me tell you it's TOUGH AS SKIN BOOTS.

Not only that I have to learn it for all years in school AND University but the Biblical Hebrew is like regular Hebrew on ACID.

+1
I'm an Israeli and I can't understand the bible properly.
#18
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
and?? I can still read the Bible.



Just read Bravo Two Zero, much more exciting and it really happened.
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#19
Quote by Guitar0player
Yes, cos if you cut your dick you can instantly read Hebrew.

nah man, you only cut off the foreskin

then your bell can translate all that wacky lingo more easily when it hasnt got a flap of skin all over its japseye
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Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#20
Quote by Guitar0player
Yes, cos if you cut your dick you can instantly read Hebrew.

That sounds COMPLETELY unreasonable compared to the things in the Bible.
#21
Quote by PETERFKNPARKER
nah man, you only cut off the foreskin

then your bell can translate all that wacky lingo more easily when it hasnt got a flap of skin all over its japseye





Legend
Quote by n to the k
^ you are wise


Quote by Maus24
There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#22
get it in english
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I lol'd hard


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That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



theyre talking about my comment
#23
Spoiler: Moses Dies, Jesus Dies and the Devil is really Jesus's Sister...haha
#24
Isn't it a waste of time to learn a difficult language so you can read a religious text that you don't believe in?
#25
Quote by Draken
Spoiler: Moses Dies, Jesus Dies and the Devil is really Jesus's Sister...haha


Jesus didnt have a sister
Quote by diofan88
I lol'd hard


Quote by tattyreagh
That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



theyre talking about my comment
#26
Quote by pig god 121
Jesus didnt have a sister


Well of course because he didn't exist the book is fiction.
#27
Quote by Thales
Isn't it a waste of time to learn a difficult language so you can read a religious text that you don't believe in?



I'm good at languages....
#28
Don't waste your time, the ending sucks and there is no character development.

He dies. Then he doesn't and you're all like wut, then he floats up to heaven.


Sounds like something from Harry Potter. God was clearly not having a good day when he wrote that bad-boy.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#29
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm good at languages....


So you want to study a language that is useless unless you wish to study the Bible. Why not just learn other languages that people actually speak? But hey, go ahead and be inefficient.
#30
Quote by Thales
So you want to study a language that is useless unless you wish to study the Bible. Why not just learn other languages that people actually speak? But hey, go ahead and be inefficient.



You're typing with someone who knows Latin and New Testament Greek.
#33
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
You're typing with someone who knows Latin and New Testament Greek.



RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#34
Do you learn the other 685235565685 languages you want to learn?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#35
Quote by Draken
Well of course because he didn't exist the book is fiction.


prove its fiction...

..
Quote by diofan88
I lol'd hard


Quote by tattyreagh
That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



theyre talking about my comment
#37
Quote by MedicreDemon
Do you learn the other 685235565685 languages you want to learn?



I want to learn 20 languages...that's not many.
#38
Quote by pig god 121
get it in english


If I am correct the Jewish bible is different from the Christian one.
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#39
Quote by Mr. La Fritz



that is awesome. Ive always seen that clap as such a sarcastic one that would be a perfect sarcastic demote.
#40
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
OK I've decided that my study of the Bible would be made a lot easier if I knew some Hebrew.

Does anyone here already know it or is learning it? How hard is Hebrew to learn in reality?

And before anyone says it, I'm not just doing this for attention. I'm deadly serious.



I'm Jewish, and I know Hebrew and I can tell you right now it's not the easiest language. If you're good with guttural sounds and a new alphabet than you're gold.
Feed your mind.
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