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#1
I make this thread in a totaly NON- racist way! for I am black myself.
Ill start.

And don't FUKING report this thread! Its Humour so grow a pair of balls and deal with it!
Q; What runs faster than a black man with a t.v?

A; His brother with the v.c.r
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#3
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrun nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#7
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you can be jesus.


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most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.


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Lolflag
#8
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrun nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga

Bye bye.

And the twix one was fuuuuuny lol
#9
chill out guys. he said this isn't meant to be racist, so lighten up.


you wake up in the middle of the night to find your tv floating in the air. what do you say?


DROP IT NIGGA!!!

its old, but i still lol at it every time.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#10
There's already a racist jokes thread. Searchbar it.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#12
with all the blacks at the inauguration we can break into their houses and get some of our **** back

thousands of people at the inauguration... 17 missed work
#13
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Bye bye.


chainsaw joke...
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#16
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with all the blacks at the inauguration we can break into their houses and get some of our **** back

thousands of people at the inauguration... 17 missed work

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#17
What the difference between a black man and a picnic bench?

-A picnic bench can support a family of four.

Where can you hide a black man's food stamps?

-Inside his work boots.
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#18
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My room mate told me this one (he's black)

What do you call 2 black guys in a Sleeping bag?


Twix



That was great


And as long as it's all in good fun, there's nothing wrong with this thread.
#19
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What's up with that guy in the corner? He doesn't look too happy.

And the other red circle is so thin because I wasn't 100% sure if that was an old white woman or not.
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#20
Q: How do you know adam wasn't black?

A: Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black guy?

Old I know..
#21
What's the difference between a black person and a piece of poop?

Eventually, a piece of poop turns white and stops stinking.
Endorsed by Framus Amps


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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#22
Q: How do you keep black children from jumping on the bed?


A: Put Vel-Cro on the ceiling.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#23
Whats long black and smells like ****?
the welfare line

Why dont blacks go on crusies?
They arent going to fall for that one again

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
They have pubes on their head

What's the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind blacks of what they did before they started selling drugs

More coming guys
Last edited by therealtater at Jan 24, 2009,
#24
why is there only 2 pole bearers as a black mans funeral


there's only 2 handles on a garbage can
d[(x)(x)]b

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we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


R.I.P. Billy Mays
#26
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Q: How do you know adam wasn't black?

A: Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black guy?

Old I know..


Maybe this means he WAS black. Black people know what happened last time a rib was taken.. women. Although she did fatch adam some food right promptly.
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Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#27
if i posted a joke in here, it be racist....and im black.
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#30
Quote by talia.
if i posted a joke in here, it be racist....and im black.


Funny cuz my black roommate has told me half these before and is laughing right now when I shout new ones to him..then again he calls me "nigga" and stuff even though I'm white..

Meh, I think you're just a typical woman; oversensitive.
#31
How about some honky jokes by honkies instead?

Why are white guys so fat and lazy? Cause black guys are the ones ****ing white women.

(gets ready to be banned)
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Americans. And I'm American. But Americans in general piss me off.

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But they all fall under the catagory i like to call sh!tcore.

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Oh and BTW i didn't start it, i was like WTF at first but then everyone else did it, and i didn't wanna be left out,
#32
Quote by monotony777
How about some honky jokes by honkies instead?

Why are white guys so fat and lazy? Cause black guys are the ones ****ing white women.

(gets ready to be banned)



Should make a Honky joke thread lol I would post a few in it.
#33
Quote by monotony777
How about some honky jokes by honkies instead?

Why are white guys so fat and lazy? Cause black guys are the ones ****ing white women.

(gets ready to be banned)



yea the fat ones


(gets ready to really get banned)
#34
Quote by Brennon
yea the fat ones


(gets ready to really get banned)


Well yea, they need more room in the trunk for there junk
myspace.com/sidetrackedrock
myspace.com/scottkrausmusic

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Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#35
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy?

The bucket.

Don't hurt me, please.
#38
Here's one I heard the other day:

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?

Hell if I know, but it sure could pick some cabbage.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#39
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Funny cuz my black roommate has told me half these before and is laughing right now when I shout new ones to him..then again he calls me "nigga" and stuff even though I'm white..

Meh, I think you're just a typical woman; oversensitive.


Or if i made one, id end up getting banned because I already got warned about making a black comment in another thread.


And I am not oversensitive!
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M. Night Shyamallama

#40
Quote by talia.
Or if i made one, id end up getting banned because I already got warned about making a black comment in another thread.


And I am not oversensitive!



If you got warned for making a black comment thats reverse racism and that mod should take the warning back. :p
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