#1
whats the funniest thing jay and silent bob has ever said on any movie..


(15 bucks little man put that **** in my hand nog nog noga noga nog nog)
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#2
-Hey Bob! It's time for a useful Star Wars reference!
- ...huh...These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For.

DirtyEdit:

*Goodbye Horses*
"Would You **** Me? ...I'd **** Me... I'd **** Me Hard..."
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
In Clerks II:

"Yeah...we got arrested under suspicion of mischief...."

"What?"

"Erm....driving around with a deployed airbag."
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#6
"Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trechcoat?"
-I don't believe this, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

-In a row?
#7
standing next to a graffitti that says "EAT PUSSY" and when a girl looks at them Jay says "oh we totally do"
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

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#8
oh yeah, and i know its not jay and silent bob, but in clerks II (which theyre in, so there is a link!) the porch monkey scene is genius!
#9
"The Holy ****king Bible!"

Either that or singing "Grandma what was it liiike, to be on the holiday site" with the dance too.
Save a trip to the RT!
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#10
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"The Holy ****king Bible!"

Either that or singing "Grandma what was it liiike, to be on the holiday site" with the dance too.



whats the name of that song anyways??
#11
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whats the name of that song anyways??


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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#12
Jay-I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****
[referring to Silent Bob]
none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it.
#14
Jay: I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Fuck my grandmother used to say 'What's better, fuckin', a good plate with nothin' on it... ' no wait I fucked up. 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?'
Dante Hicks: Meaning?
Jay: I dunno, she was senile and sh to fuckin' piss herself all the time, and shit herself. Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!
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#15
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"Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trechcoat? AWWWW YEAH "


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#17
standing next to a graffitti that says "EAT PUSSY" and when a girl looks at them Jay says "oh we totally do"
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

Yairi DY-61 and I don't need anything else
#18
i saw silent bob irl=P
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#19
Jay: So do you like animals?
Stiffler: I love em
Jay: What about a sheep, do you love sheep?
Stiffler: Ofcourse, sheep are beautiful creatures
Jay: Would you fuck a sheep?
Stiffler: You got a sick twisted mind boy
Jay: I mean, if you were a guy sheep, would you fuck a girl sheep?
Stiffler: Well if you put it that way, you bet your ass I would
Jay: Thought so...HEY THIS DUDE'S NOT ONE OF US HE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!!
*tosses him out window*
Jay: SEE YOU IN HELL SHEEP FUCKER!
#20
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"Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a overcoat?"


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HARD WORKING?
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IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#21
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Jay: So do you like animals?
Stiffler: I love em
Jay: What about sheep, do you love sheep?
Stiffler: Of course, sheep are beautiful creatures
Jay: That means you'd **** a sheep right?
Stiffler: What is your damage little boy? Yougot a sick and twisted world perspective
Jay: No,you're misunderstanding me Prince Valiant. I mean if you were a sheep would you f*** another sheep?
Stiffler: Well if you put it that way, you bet your ass I would
Jay: Thought so...HEY THIS MOTHERF***ER AIN'T ONE OF US HE SAID HE'D F**** A SHEEP!!
*tosses him out van*
Jay: SEE YOU IN HELL SHEEP F***ER!


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LOYAL?
HARD WORKING?
FULLY EXPENDABLE?


THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#22
Jay: so you like animals huh?
kitty kitty fuk: yea
Jay: what about snakes?
KKF: yes you cant just hate a creature because its not soft and cuddly.
Jay: so you like trouser snakes??
KKF: euuuoo whats a trouser snake?
#24
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15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand


if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe...

My jungle love! YEAH! Oh I Oh I Oh!
I think I wanna know yah know yah!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#25
"There are a million fine looking women in this world dude, but not all of them bring you lasanga to work. Most of them just cheat on you."

by Silent Bob in Clerks.
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#30
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15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand


If your money don't show, then you owe me owe me owe...
#31
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