#1
So I searched and didn't find any pun threads that were specific to celebrities or musicians or whatever. Don't expect all these to be original, clever, or funny. They're awful name puns. So whatever, celebrity musician name puns, here we go.

Brian Gay
Roger Gaylord
Freddy Mercury
(what, he's already gay)
John Weakpun

...Leady Mercury (heavy metal!)
Urethra Franklin (bet you've never heard that one before )
Michael Blackson

Well damn, that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

(I'm not homophobic, or anti-gay, I just like making fun of Queen cuz my friend is obsessed with them. And, you know, stupid puns And no, I don't hate Queen either, they're very good...).

RULES:
1. The pun is supposed to rhyme or it's not a damn pun
2. Don't actually use gay, I was joking around.
3. It's supposed to rhyme
4. Swapping a random word with gay when it doesn't rhyme is not following the rules.
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#2
There's a reason this thread didn't exist.

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#11
Panic! at the Gaybar
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#12
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I'm not homophobic, or anti-gay, I just like making fun of Queen cuz my friend is obsessed with them. I know they are an amazing band.

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#13
So the word or being gay is now a musician pun....someone shed some light on this for me?

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#14
Oh i see how this works...

Jack GAYson
John GAYer
Dave GAYhl
GAYus Young
Tom GAYlonge
Billie Joe GAYstrong
Gerard GAY
John FrusciGAY


hillarious...
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#15
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i lol'd


rage against the gay
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#18
God dammit, it's supposed to rhyme! You don't substitute random words with gay. Jeebus, can't you guys appreciate bad humor? I didn't think I'd have to write a disclaimer paragraph saying I was joking around with the gay and I hope that doesn't actually become a theme because it's way too easy. My favorite out of all of those was "Leady Mercury" since it was the only one that was actually remotely clever. I was hoping we could have more like that.
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#19
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#21
I had to write rules about making name puns. How sad is that? Come on, haven't any of you ever been in elementary school? It's supposed to rhyme, like Lindsay Blowman (she did some singing work)
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#24
johnny rash

all I can think of...
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#26
Marvin Gay

tehehehe
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#27
Silly *****man? Crashing Bumpkins?

Billy ...Idle!
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#29
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Steve Gai

OLOLOLO

Haha I was just thinking "Steve Guy" but I couldn't think of any way that was funny :P .

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edit: Likky Dixx
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