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So today me and some friends were down at this half full lake just messing about. On the way back up to the car we found this old sprite bottle sticking out of the earth. It was unopened and we checked the use by date to have been almost 10 years old. awesome we thought, as it was a very hot day and we were all quite thirsty. But no, that thing smelled HORRIBLE, i nearly threw up after a small sniff and i have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to that sort of stuff.

...So anyways it got me thinking, what utterly horrendous encounters has the pit had with such stenches?

(oh btw for anyone thinking that im a pussy and that it wouldnt have smelled that bad, it seriously was worse than a corpse)
#3
How can sprite smell bad? It's just carbonated water with flavourings.
#4
SKunk is obviously really really bad. Some molding foods are right up there with it. Rotting dead rat is pretty awful too.
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#5
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How can sprite smell bad? It's just carbonated water with flavourings.

exactly what i thought ...until i was nearly vomiting all over the place
#7
A rotten sandwich I left in my bag


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For 2 weeks it was on average 42 degrees every day (108 fahrenheit). Let me paint the picture:

Monday: Some freshman spilt milk on the hot paving near our lockers.
Tuesday: The milk went off. It looked like it was baked onto the paving.
Wednesday: Maggots started breeding in the milk.
Thursday: 3/4 of the maggots died due to the heat.
Friday to the following Thursday: Dead maggots with off milk smells like death

It took the school a whole nearly a whole damn week to clean that crap up. I have never smelt anything as bad since. And I don't want to.

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#11
a dead rat that managed to find its way in to the heater as it died in my old work in a restuarant.....cooked dead rotting rat smell is the worst smell i've ever smelt, and by the reaction of the customers, it was theirs too.
#14
Well i don't like smelling stuff to often (last time i got my face smashed into some guys fist cuz he told me it smelled funny - 6 years ago)
anyway it would have to be the fridge right now i swear that pizza i dropped into the milk i spilt all over the floor while making breakfast (yes pizza and cerial) and then put it back in the fridge, has dead cows and their poop all over it

i haven't opened the fridge in 9 days and mum wants me to clean it up but it's really gross i don't want to everythings off
#16
Bats. They smell disgusting, unfortunately.

The smell and the fact that one flew at me head (damn faulty sonar ) makes me slightly dislike bats. Even though they're.... quite alright really.
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#17
Dead rats and dead mice after they'd been poisoned and we had the wonderful job of finding all of them. I'm so glad I live in the city now!
#18
A few weeks ago I was helping a relative move out a piano out of an old house. In that house a couple had lived for many years, and they had about 30 cats or so. They didnt take care of the house nor cared about the cats hygiene. The smell was so horrible I had to spray a scarf with axe deoderant and put it over my nose.

I'm no doctor, but I believe the cause of the couples death was touching the walls followed by an acute, highly deadly infection.
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Dayum. I once met a girl who smelled like a harbour down there.

Bad times.

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Dayum. I once met a girl who smelled like a harbour down there.

Bad times.

It's horrible isn't it. This one was particularly bad, the stench was just accentuated so much more. She was hot, too
#26
Probably the rotting corpse of a rabbit.
Quite a nasty smell
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#28
My mates belly button, he said it was bad, 3 of us had a smeel, and all of us threw up after, and it's not cos I've got a weak stomach, I regularly cut up mice t feed difficult feeding snakes
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A few weeks ago I was helping a relative move out a piano out of an old house. In that house a couple had lived for many years, and they had about 30 cats or so. They didnt take care of the house nor cared about the cats hygiene. The smell was so horrible I had to spray a scarf with axe deoderant and put it over my nose.

I'm no doctor, but I believe the cause of the couples death was touching the walls followed by an acute, highly deadly infection.


Hope that never happens to me.
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Hmm. Interesting no-ones said this yet.

shit.


shit doesn't smell that bad. Unless it's girlpoop.
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#31
Siledge. Sheep. A rotting dead cow.
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Siledge. Sheep. A rotting dead cow.

I'd love to see a rotting living cow.
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I'd love to see a rotting living cow.

Its possible if it has frostbite or diabetes.
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Its possible if it has frostbite or diabetes.

Mmm there are many possibilities, but I mean seriously rotting.
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Well then it would have to be a cadevar cow, wouldn't it?
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#36
the rotting stench of a couple of poisoned rats left under a drain for two weeks. that actually happened twice in my short 2 months (so far) at the block where i stay in the army.
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#37
My own morningbreath after a night of partying.

Lick the back of your hand, let the saliva dry a few seconds, then smell it. It's awful.
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Butanoic acid?
That doesn't smell that bad
Not compared to amyl compounds

Which for those who don't know, are the compounds responsible for the smell of dead fish
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#39
One time I found a bag of sun chips that had been left outside for a couple days... I didn't smell them, but they looked mushy.
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