Poll: ok a bird just hit my window and died im wonderin if i should cook it and eat it.
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View poll results: ok a bird just hit my window and died im wonderin if i should cook it and eat it.
eat raw
55 49%
eat cooked
28 25%
leave it there
30 27%
Voters: 113.
#1
ok a bird just flew into my window about 20 minutes ago and im wonderin if i should eat it or not..
#6
Quote by restless_thrash
'scuse me? eat it?

throw it at two stones and kill 2 stones with... nevermind.


#8
Quote by restless_thrash
'scuse me? eat it?

throw it at two stones and kill 2 stones with... nevermind.




made me lol.
Bury its bones, but eat its flesh.
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#9
Quote by tancanada
He's from Arkansas. Of course he wants to eat it.


Look, TS, if you don't sig that I might have to rape you, either that or I will sig it, cuz you gotta admit, it's pretty damn funny
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Get Back in the Kitchen
#11
Around here, 'bird' can mean a woman. Therefore, don't eat it!

I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...
#14
Quote by Saint of Steel
Around here, 'bird' can mean a woman. Therefore, don't eat it!



I eat women too..

/bad pun
#15
Quote by Brennon
its a robin bro


If it's not quail then just throw it out.
love is love // return to dust
#17
Quote by Brennon
its a robin bro

theres not alot of meat on robins so no you shouldnt eat it. now if it was a goose or a duck id advise you to get that bird cause those are some good birds
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#18
Attend the funeral.
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Kick your OWN ass before he has a chance to get to it.

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#20
Leave it by the window so something else you can eat will come along and you can kill and eat that.
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#23
Quote by GrungeJunkie
replace "bird" with "dead fetus" and you have yourself a great death metal song!

Dead dead fetus what to do?
love is love // return to dust
#24
Quote by Brennon
ok a bird just flew into my window about 20 minutes ago and im wonderin if i should eat it or not..

Dude, that's disgusting...


Think about the 5 second rule.
#26
Quote by Saint of Steel
Around here, 'bird' can mean a woman. Therefore, don't eat it!



therefore, do eat it

amirite guys?
#27
Save it for a prank.

Unknown Diseases included
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#28
Bury it.
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you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.



Jizz is where it is
#30
It might not be dead.


A bird flew into our picture window and was knocked out for about 20 minutes but then got up and flew away.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#31
ROFL WIN

eat it
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#32
Well first, what you want to do is skin your bird. Then you gotta bring your oven up to 'round 350 and pre-heat for 'bout 45 minutes. Next, we're gonna cook up some sauce for this here bird...

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srsly.


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#35
Quote by dudetheman
It might not be dead.


A bird flew into our picture window and was knocked out for about 20 minutes but then got up and flew away.

Ah same with me. A bird flew into my living room and knocked itself out on the balcony windows. I was able to pick it up and I looked into it's eyes and thought it was gonna die. Then it got up on my hand, looked left and right and flew away. Into the sunset. To dissappear from all of man's troubles and the corruption that covers this world with a blanket of emptiness and fear.
#36
Quote by pureebil333

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So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

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