#1
When i'm in bed and I do a big fart. I like to put my head under the covers to get a nice whiff of it.
#2
anal with black girlfriend

...oh, disgusting...umm...nothing
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#5
I like to ****, and fling it at passing cars. Really gets me off.


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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Jan 25, 2009,
#6
Your mom.
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#7
Your girlfriend
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#11
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Watching The Prestige

that film sucked so I just started jackin off with my buddies, but that's not disgusting
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#12
Quote by guitar12
When i'm in bed and I do a big fart. I like to put my head under the covers to get a nice whiff of it.




Oh my god
#13
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I like to ****, and fling it at passing cars. Really gets me off.


EDIT:

TS, I like your user title, because I am more than Fallout 3.



didI get it the wrong way round?
#14
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that film sucked so I just started jackin off with my buddies, but that's not disgusting


What!? I liked that movie so much I started jacking off when I watched it by myself.
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#17
I do that too TS, maybe we should start a group?
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#18
Fap
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#19
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I do that too TS, maybe we should start a group?


Why that is a swell idea. What would it be called?
#22
when I get high at night i like to put the covers over my head and listen to pink floyd. I go into a trancelike state, and it is amazing, but then I Dutch oven myself and it is ruined
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#23
Quote by CrazyPigeon
I agree ^^. But it gets sooo itchy...

it's true. i was scratching it once and my girlfriend saw me and started yelling about how disgusting it was..
#25





..But I'll spare the details.
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#28
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I don't understand

You will when you're older, son.
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#29
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You will when you're older, son.



PLease just explain the noose part I will be forever grateful.
#30
Quote by guitar12
PLease just explain the noose part I will be forever grateful.


Some people say that when you're nearly choking/whatever, doing a certain act is more pleasurable.
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#33
Jack Off Jill, I have to hand it to you, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I was crying it was so funny
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#34
I like to jizz in peanut butter jars that are half full, then when somebody's birthday rolls around, they get peanut butter jizz!! Yeah!!!!
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#36
Quote by Jack Off Jill


*pics*

..But I'll spare the details.


my god, you are amazing. i laughed so hard...
#37
Quote by guitar12
Why that is a swell idea. What would it be called?

perhaps the "people who sniff their own farts while in bed" group; "PWSTOFWIB" for short?
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#38
Quote by jgbsmith
perhaps the "people who sniff their own farts while in bed" group; "PWSTOFWIB" for short?



I like it.