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#1
Do you:

A) Tell her in a harsh way that she needs to shave
Example: "Jesus christ, get rid of that facial hair!"

B) Tell her in a nice and helpful way
Example: "Babe, not being harsh but you could do with a shave..."

C) Not tell her and assume she'll actually notice it.

D) Dump her and find someone who should at least notice the facial hair.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
#2
dump her, and fap with my friends instead.

EDIT: you are raping the "new thread" button. stop it.
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#3
I like hairy ladies.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
I'd tell her to invent a second person shooter or invite Obama to a concert... amirite?
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#7
We don't really believe he's your girlfriend, you know.
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#13
I wouldn't go near her in the first place
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#14
B

Think about your every word you say before you do it. There is a large chance she will get mad, but hopefully she will appreciate your honesty and sincerity and shave.
#15
I'd just put on The Prestige and tell her softly.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#18
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Avoid the ****storm altogether, and bribe one of her friends to tell her.


I disagree. You should man up and be harsh about it. But maybe that's just my opinion because I'm an asshole.
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#20
I guess at least 1 thread out of 200 stupid ones has to be amusing.
I think I would have noticed that before I started going out with her. Chances are she knew about it, and maybe needed a new razor or something.
Where did this come from? Does your woman belong in a sideshow?
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#22
I'd tell her that my girlfriend has a mustache and a slight beard.


That's right, I started referring to a Union Jake post in the original thread. I deserve a cookie.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
I'd let it grow till it tickled my penis softly whilst having a nice evening of oral sex.


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#24
I'd be too busy watching the Prestige to even care.
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#27
Quote by Union Jake
No i don't have this problem, it's just a necessary question that needs to be asked.


I have another one.

Why do you keep making threads? It's just annoying.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#29
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I have another one.

Why do you keep making threads? It's just annoying.


Because i ask the necesarry questions.
#30
I WOULD SUBLIMINALLY DO IT THROUGH THE PRESTIGE!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Seriously, the jokes so ****ing old. At least make it funny. Or original. I mean, ********tittyballscunt**** your jokes suck.


Oh, and I would install a ****ing huge mirror. Or take a picture of her face, and zoom in on her facial hair, make a huge poster out of it, and put it in the bedroom.
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#32
Sell her to the circus as a potential bearded lady.
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#33
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Because i ask the necesarry questions.


How is that necessary?
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#35
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How is that necessary?


Perhaps, one day you will encounter this problem and you'll thank me.
#36
Quote by Adamonia
I disagree. You should man up and be harsh about it. But maybe that's just my opinion because I'm an asshole.


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#38
Quote by Union Jake
Perhaps, one day you will encounter this problem and you'll thank me.

Still, that doesn't make it necessary. Helpful in an unlikely situation that isn't life altering, yes, necessary, no.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#39
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I have another one.

Why do you keep making threads? It's just annoying.

I like his threads. He asks interesting questions, and the topic always comes back to his circle jerking story. You don't see that too often.
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