#1
Searchbar did come up with something, but it's a month old so.. new prank thread ahoy!

Post hilarious prank ideas, be they senior pranks, general pranks, convenience store pranks, etc.

We must inspire the immature people of UG!
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#4
A month aint that old
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#5
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Somone forked my lawn once.


I'm sorry. We just hit it off so much at that bar and your lawn was tipsy, she said I could stay at hers.



I forked her all night long.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#6
If you're wanting to max out on asshole points, switch license plates in your school's parking lot.
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#7
get a condom and put either lotion (white) or cum if you're feeling adventurous and put the condom over someones door handle. Most people won't touch it. Best to do when no one is in their house to open if from the inside.
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Haha, owned!
U win fender.


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#8
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get a condom and put either lotion (white) or cum if you're feeling adventurous and put the condom over someones door handle. Most people won't touch it. Best to do when no one is in their house to open if from the inside.


Or just put it on and fap... Then you score in two ways.
#9
I've posted this master plan before, but here it comes again.
1. Get a friend drunk, and wait for him to fall asleep.
2. Unroll a condom, spit in the end, then poke it up his arse with a pencil
3. Set up hidden camera to observe him waking up.
4. Await the epic lulz.
#11
Quote by ethan_hanus
we took the principles mercedaes and put it on the school roof. was the greateset thing in the world to see the look on his face.

I always wondered how people do that. Did you rent a ****ing crane?
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#12
Quote by ethan_hanus
we took the principles mercedaes and put it on the school roou get it uf. was the greateset thing in the world to see the look on his face.

how the **** did you get it up there


in grade 8 we put silicon oik on the floor, it made it slipperyer than ice, poeple where sliding everywhere
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#13
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how the **** did you get it up there

With the right number of people, a car can br moved pretty much anywhere.

Some guys put a Relient Robin outside the library on the top floor of my school once, amazing feat.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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