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so heres the deal, tomorrow is my 18th birthday, and need some original ideas for how to celebrate the day. and dont post the normal "buy cigarettes, porn, and lottery tickets", cause i've already thought of that. so i throw myself at the mercy of the pit. any ideas?
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#2
Go out, if you're in the UK Monday night is student night!
Have a night on the town!
#3
strip club.
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Have a night on the town!


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House party.
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#6
Sleep all day.
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#7
Spend the day with your family and have a cake with 18 candles on it.
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so heres the deal, tomorrow is my 18th birthday, and need some original ideas for how to celebrate the day. and dont post the normal "buy cigarettes, porn, and lottery tickets", cause i've already thought of that. so i throw myself at the mercy of the pit. any ideas?



Nvm then..............stripclub??
#9
Have fun, and be careful.

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#10
Get absolutely bladdered and try to come on to everything with long hair.
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Dig a really deep hole.
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#13
go to a headshop. that's what im doing the minute i turn 18.
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#14
Just a huge party with best mates. It can never fail

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Get absolutely bladdered and try to come on to everything with long hair.


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go to a headshop. that's what im doing the minute i turn 18.


This.
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#16
You should love yourself politely.
Caress yourself a lil' more roughly.
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#17
go get a gun and go straight to the headshop
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#18
I suggest today you **** as many underage women as possible.
Tomorrow it all goes away.
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#20
ha well im going to waterbeda and stuff to marvel at the back room of.....stuff lol. and im in the US. so thusfar the day consists of buying cigars (lol it is a celebration after all), go to a head shop or two, watch the "northern lights" (if you get my drift. i live in ohio, not alaska lol) and get chinese food. now i am trying to figure out more stuff. stay out till 3 in the morning on a school night. get a tattoo?
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#21
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Get drunk! Thats what everyone does



Bingo!


Though don't have a house party. I can't see why anyone would actually want people to throw up in their house and generally make a sh*thole of it. Much better to do that to someone else's house.
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#22
1.Buy Cigarettes
2.Buy Porn
3.Buy Lottery Tickets
4.Call your Closest friends over
5.Start a Circle Jerk
6.While circle jerking smoke some cigarettes, watching porn and scratch the lottery tickets.
7.???
8.Turn in winning lottery tickets.

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go to a headshop. that's what im doing the minute i turn 18.

+1
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#24
well thank you to everyone who has supplied me with early birthday lulz. especially circle jerk guy. but we do that all the time anways. we call that "friday". and oh, my friend wont go to a strip club. (sigh) i guess thats more of a "father-son bonding" moment anyways
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#25
**** a bunch of underage girls as mentioned earlier but when im 18 im gunna buy a ****load of tobbacco
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Bingo!


Though don't have a house party. I can't see why anyone would actually want people to throw up in their house and generally make a sh*thole of it. Much better to do that to someone else's house.

Have somebody else throw you a house party, duh.

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Go out, if you're in the UK Monday night is student night!
Have a night on the town!

every weeknight is student night! Yaaay!

except wednesdays when i have a 9am start and a long day after that.

And you're turning 18. GET VERY DRUNK. honestly if you know where you are when you wake up its a dissapointment.
#29
Say hello to the "call girl" or high class hooker, which ever you prefer to call her.
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#30
Go on a panty raid, and if you get caught just say "Well, it's my birthday".

If they're nice, you'll prolly get a blowjob.
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hmmmmmm, now THERE is a night out.

well i will be sure to post all the details the day after when i'm hungover, confused, and covered in body glitter.

cheers!
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#33
get your dick wet.... somehow.... good luck
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get a cigar, tattoo, bong, and booze (if you are in the UK)
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#36
Buy various $1 hookers from Detroit.
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get your dick wet.... somehow.... good luck

Jump in a pool?
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#38
wow. uh i dont even know what to say. i dont remember a lot of details. got a cigar, went to a head shop kinda place. (waterbeds and stuff), and just hung out and stuff. wow. dang dude
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#39
booze, lottery tickets, porn, cigarettes, and all that stuff are EASILY available before you're 18.

i guess the only thing you can really do differently is buy a hotel and have a party or go to a stripclub. i dunno. there's not much that you can't do once you have a car...
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