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#1
...would you go and watch? Who do you think should be a gladiator?


Fire away! I would go and watch. Hell, I'd be a gladiator myself.
#2
King ofKumbucha

he'd win lol.
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#5
I'd definitely watch. I wouldn't want to be a gladiator though. With the being chained up, scourged, forced to fight... No thanks.
#8
Yes and they should make the Jonas Brothers fight each other to the death.
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#9
I would watch. I want a match between George Bush and Dick Cheney. In fact, you have to be at least 50 to participate in my gladiator matches.
#13
Depends who was fighting. If it were people like Maximus who were taken from their peaceful living into slavery, then no. If it were people who were property of Disney or members of Westboro Baptist Church, then yes. Oh God yes I would.

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Not all gladiators were slaves. Gladiators were often volunteers- auctoartii.


Volunteers still got the same treatment.

If it was a modernized setup but with the same rules and weapons and all the fighters were volunteers, it'd be cool.
#15
i wouldnt go because chuck norris would sign up and rape everyone. then it wouldnt be fun to watch after the 100th time
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#16
Arnold Schwarzanegger vs George Bush.

id watch that.
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#17
Miley Cyrus vs. Tony Jaa

Fight to the death.
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#18
those guys from AMERICA GLADIATORS!!!! those guys r nuts!!
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Hell, I'd be a gladiator myself.

No you wouldn't.
#20
Yes!!! in b4 Chuck Norris

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#21
I'd pay to see those. i'd even want to compete. no doubt i'd get my head bashed in within seconds, but what a way to go out.
#22
ok get all the guys from Gladiator(the russell crow movie) all the guys from Troy(brad pitt movie) and all the guys from 300 and have and epic battle.
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#23
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What makes you say that? I'd happily pick up a sword....


and my arm after losing it in the fight.
#24
Jason Statham would be an awesome gladiator. I could just imagine his opponent ''Pfffft I break your three rules and piss on your suit!..............Oh Shi..!!!!!!!''
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Miley Cyrus vs. Tony Jaa

Fight to the death.


No itd have to be like Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez or sumthin
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King ofKumbucha

he'd win lol.


King ofKumbucha? More like King ofGladiators!

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No itd have to be like Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez or sumthin



....Naked maybe?
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Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#31
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Volunteers still got the same treatment.


Not all the time- Donald Kyle, who's probably one of the leading experts on gladiators said that it was extremely likely that volunteers lived better lives than the common folk when trained. Gladiators made money, and keeping them in sh*t conditions and abusing them horribly would've been nothing but bad for business.

There was always worse... like the retarii.
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No itd have to be like Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez or sumthin

No...Selena Gomez won't beat the **** out of Miley, so it would be stupid.
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#33
I wouldn't watch that since watching people kill each other isn't really a great hobby of mine but I'd totally go to a chariot race.
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....Naked maybe?


I don't know the second person, but isn't Miley like 15?
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Not all the time- Donald Kyle, who's probably one of the leading experts on gladiators said that it was extremely likely that volunteers lived better lives than the common folk when trained. Gladiators made money, and keeping them in sh*t conditions and abusing them horribly would've been nothing but bad for business.

There was always worse... like the retarii.



This.

Actually gladiators were for the better part fairly well-kept. In Pompeii you can see the barracks where they trained and the evidence seems to suggest that they were well-fed (evidenced by the large kitchen found there, plus all the pots and crockery), well-trained and allowed a lot of luxuries, including 'lupae' (prostitutes, if the body of a woman found in the barracks is truly a prostitute as they think).


Also, retiarii were more likely to win. They were quicker on their feet and they weren't lumbered with helmets which restricted the view of the wearer.
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....Naked maybe?

definetely
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I wouldn't watch that since watching people kill each other isn't really a great hobby of mine but I'd totally go to a chariot race.


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#39
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I don't know the second person, but isn't Miley like 15?


I just wiki'd it and they're both 16. And I'm 17, so it's all good for me at least.

Edit:Beaten to it. Damn you and your swiftness Delirium.
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Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


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#40
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I don't know the second person, but isn't Miley like 15?

We're talking about murder for sport, and you're questioning the legality of watching two 16 year olds fight naked? Queer.
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