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#1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renfield's_syndrome

I really don't know what to do around my girlfriend

No I'm not trying to be a vampire and I'm not goth or emo. I sincerely don't know what to do. I've felt like this for a few years but it's gotten worse recently. I don't recall anything happening in my childhood.
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#2
Wear a big black sombrero and black clothes...but try to stay home.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
Girls find vampires hot
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#4
That is very peculiar.
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#5
Go read Twilight or something.


I know.
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#6
Well might I suggest returning the syndrome to Renfield? He would appreciate it you'd think.
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#7
I'm not joking. Twilight is damn retarded. No one besides my girlfriend thinks I'm hot.
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#8
Just by the name, I suppose it has to do with drinking blood to "gain life-force?"

*checks link*

Yep.

Find out if there's anything you can do about it (therapy wise, medications, etc). I can tell you're pretty worried about it.
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#9
see a school councilor?
Pull my finger

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#11
Become a vegetarian vampire and only feed off animal blood! Then you can be JUST LIKE EDWARD!
I'm a MAN!
#12
I don't think I'm at the point where I'm going to lose control and touch anyone but..

I don't want it to get worse? I guess. I don't know. I just needed to hear other peoples opinions for my own sanity :X
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#13
so....you like getting a red beard eh?
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


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#14
hey dio_dude! great job on that thread back there! you nailed it!


lol
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#15
just embrace it. emo kids need a clean up crew. slit wrists=blood. blood=more powers. everybody happy!
#17
I have the same problem. I can usually control it with autovampirism (drinking your own blood), but I occasionally need that rare steak
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#18
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Become a vegetarian vampire and only feed off animal blood! Then you can be JUST LIKE EDWARD!


F*ck Edward... the only true vegetarian vampire is Count muthaf*ckin' Duckula.

TS, you need a cure. You'll need a few soul gems, two shoots of bloodgrass, six cloves of garlic, five nightshade leaves and the blood of an Argonian. Assuming that Oblivion has taken over your life and you've mistaken in game Vampirism as Renfield's.
#19
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see a school councilor?



i loled at that, thank you
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#20
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F*ck Edward... the only true vegetarian vampire is Count muthaf*ckin' Duckula.

And the three women who lived wi-duckula?
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#21
Does your girlfriend know? If so, you're good. If not, you better tell her before you accidentally bite her while orgasming (that was partially serious fyi).
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#23
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Does your girlfriend know? If so, you're good. If not, you better tell her before you accidentally bite her while orgasming.

Just keep your head away from her. End of problem.
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#24
Renfield! You @$$hole!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#25
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hey dio_dude! great job on that thread back there! you nailed it!


lol
*tips hat*

Off into the sunset I ride! *gallops away*
#26
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lol, good vampire joke


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#29
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F*ck Edward... the only true vegetarian vampire is Count muthaf*ckin' Duckula.

TS, you need a cure. You'll need a few soul gems, two shoots of bloodgrass, six cloves of garlic, five nightshade leaves and the blood of an Argonian. Assuming that Oblivion has taken over your life and you've mistaken in game Vampirism as Renfield's.


He won't bite beast or man
Cause he's a vegetarian.
I'm a MAN!
#30
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Does Renfield refer to the man in the insane asylum in Bram Stokers Dracula? I'm not clicking your devil link.

Yup, that's the guy.
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#31
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Yup, that's the guy.

Swell.

So what's the big deal? Just start trapping flies with sugar, seems easy enough.
#32
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Does Renfield refer to the man in the insane asylum in Bram Stokers Dracula? I'm not clicking your devil link.


According to the link "Dracula's insect eating assistant"
I don't know why it's not called Dracula Syndrome.
Of all the characters, one who isn't a vampire for "Clinical Vamprisim"
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#34
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According to the link "Dracula's insect eating assistant"
I don't know why it's not called Dracula Syndrome.
Of all the characters, one who isn't a vampire for "Clinical Vamprisim"

He was a vampire. Since one of the common psychological components of Renfield's is the belief that the blood will give "life-force," and that was the primary motivation for Renfield's Zootrophism, it makes sense.

And there's a scene in the book where Renfield attacks Seward, cuts him, and licks up his blood because he "thirsts for life."
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#36
I thought that Psychiatrists dismissed this syndrome as a special case of OCD???

Seriously though, sucks for you, ha ha, go to a therapist.
#37
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He was a vampire. Since one of the common psychological components of Renfield's is the belief that the blood will give "life-force," and that was the primary motivation for Renfield's Zootrophism, it makes sense.

And there's a scene in the book where Renfield attacks Seward, cuts him, and licks up his blood because he "thirsts for life."



ah, I havn't read the book. The quote from Wikipedia was all I knew about him.
Maybe I will read it, and the zombie survival guide.
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#38
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ah, I havn't read the book. The quote from Wikipedia was all I knew about him.
Maybe I will read it, and the zombie survival guide.

Don't read it, it's long and drawn out and not very good. Especially in the last third of the book when Stoker decided he didn't care to be grammatically correct and you have to decipher every damn sentence.
#39
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Don't read it, it's long and drawn out and not very good. Especially in the last third of the book when Stoker decided he didn't care to be grammatically correct and you have to decipher every damn sentence.

This man is blatantly incorrect.

Dracula is in my top 5 books I've ever read.
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#40
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This man is blatantly incorrect.

Dracula is in my top 5 books I've ever read.

That's probably true, it's not terrible. I had a lot of the flaws pointed out to me in my class and I wasn't able to read it at my leisure which probably adds to my bitterness for it.

I am not incorrect on the part about the grammar, that was atrocious in the last part of the book.
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