Poll: Is shalika a troll?
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Yes
106 88%
No
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Voters: 121.
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#1
Those of you who are aussie and use myspace have probably heard of a girl called shalika. She is this chick who goes on myspace and talks about how cool she is and how she hates fat people and how she would bash up retards and well the list of stupid **** she says is too long for me to be bothered to write.
This is her myspace www.myspace.com/xxshalikabaybexx

So who thinks she's just a big fat troll and who thinks she's for real?
I personally think that without a doubt she is a troll
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#2
why does this necessitate a thread?
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#3
does she live under a bridge?
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#5
Does she have like a shoe fetish?
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#8
The one in the bra is gross. I dunno why I clicked that..
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#9
I stopped reading at this;



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#10
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Isn't ironic how they all have to add her as a friend to leave a hate comment?


Well that is what she is probably doing to get more friends. Act like a total bitch to get hate comments, but what do they have to do to leave them? Add her. They all fell for her scheme.
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#11
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I stopped reading at this;

Oh come on! Mean Girls WAS a good movie.
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#12
that has to be the worst song ever written

granted i only listened to the first 5 seconds of it but still
#13
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Oh come on! Mean Girls WAS a good movie.

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#14
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Those of you who are aussie and use myspace have probably heard of a girl called shalika. She is this chick who goes on myspace and talks about how cool she is and how she hates fat people and how she would bash up retards and well the list of stupid **** she says is too long for me to be bothered to write.
This is her myspace www.myspace.com/xxshalikabaybexx

So who thinks she's just a big fat troll and who thinks she's for real?
I personally think that without a doubt she is a troll



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#16
I have Myspace.
I'm Aussie..
Why have I not heard this..

Edit: So lemme get this straight..
She is Bi.. but she hates emos for their "homoness"?
Last edited by Cianyx at Jan 25, 2009,
#17
One of the best trolls i've seen recently.

My god, she's talented.

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#18
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I have Myspace.
I'm Aussie..
Why have I not heard this..

Because you're not winning any popularity contests.
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#19
Heh, have you read her blog about homosexuality?

Despite her sexual orientation being set to "bisexual", she is incredibly homophobic. This just contributes to the blindingly obvious fact that she is a troll.

I left her a comment on her blog:

"Clearly you're just a stupid troll, as you have your own orientation set to "bisexual" on your profile (and yet seem only to like "hot guys", whilst being strongly homophobic). And I mean troll in both the internet sense of the word, and the fact that your profile pictures strongly resemble a troll. Your shoulders are thoroughly manly. Do not be proud of this fact."

Even if she's not a troll, and really is a spoilt, idiotic, homophobic, egocentric, chav-tastic bitchslut, I hope she'll take a moment to at least reassess her liking for short sleeved tops. Normally attacking a girl's physical attributes is something I would consider beneath me, but I am willing to make an exception in the case of homophobes who wish to kill all homeless people in between questioning the humanity of gay people.
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#20
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wtf?
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#21
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i was just remmembering the last concert i went to and it was this slipknot one, like im not fullllly a slipknot fan but theyre pretty kool and my friend gave me a free ticket, the concert was so cool except for the loser chick.. this girl who was bagging me out for wearing all pink like what the ****? i was easily the hottest person there, and the stupid dog bagging me was like an asian anyway so i was like 'excuse me but you're an asian you shouldnt even BE at this concert. cos the only music asians have ever written is like chopsticks on piano' i dunno if thats tru but it sounded rite, and whatever and she looked like she was gonna cry which is probs cos shes asian and asians cry all the time thats why their eyes are so wrinkly, i swear they're such retards and she goes 'at least im not dressed all preppy' and i was like '**** you bitch' i mean HELLO??? im not ****ing preppy, im a gangsta-punk.


Yes. She is.

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#23
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Heh, have you read her blog about homosexuality?

Despite her sexual orientation being set to "bisexual", she is incredibly homophobic. This just contributes to the blindingly obvious fact that she is a troll.

I left her a comment on her blog:

"Clearly you're just a stupid troll, as you have your own orientation set to "bisexual" on your profile (and yet seem only to like "hot guys", whilst being strongly homophobic). And I mean troll in both the internet sense of the word, and the fact that your profile pictures strongly resemble a troll. Your shoulders are thoroughly manly. Do not be proud of this fact."

Even if she's not a troll, and really is a spoilt, idiotic, homophobic, egocentric, chav-tastic bitchslut, I hope she'll take a moment to at least reassess her liking for short sleeved tops. Normally attacking a girl's physical attributes is something I would consider beneath me, but I am willing to make an exception in the case of homophobes who wish to kill all homeless people in between questioning the humanity of gay people.



That comment probably won't be on there for very long. She has deleted all the comments i've made about her being a troll... further evidence of the fact that she is a troll.

But even if she is a troll she must have an incredible amount of self esteem to be able to cope with all the abuse and attacks on her looks. Also, she's pretty brave considering that if someone recognized her down the street they may want to start a fight with her
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#24
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#25
Oh man those voice comments are hilarious. Also, I found out where the **** that ****ty hip-hop was coming from.
Pat_s1EDIT: Man, in that pic where she has the hat on, she looks just like my friend Josh, who is in fact a dude, except with something resembling breasts and a skirt...
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#26
She does it 4 teh profyle vewz. She's pretty hideous, to be honest.

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#27
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That comment probably won't be on there for very long. She has deleted all the comments i've made about her being a troll... further evidence of the fact that she is a troll.

But even if she is a troll she must have an incredible amount of self esteem to be able to cope with all the abuse and attacks on her looks. Also, she's pretty brave considering that if someone recognized her down the street they may want to start a fight with her



Lol, true. I suspect that it's secretly Tom of Myspace, trollin' it up for laffs.
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#29
I hope she gets raped and killed by a homeless homosexual, and shoved in a dumpster

Oh the irony
#30
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#31
so yeh i LUVVV partying and going out. i'm aroused by HOT SEXY GUYS with BLONDE hair thats SPIKY who are PUNKS and can bash losers, omg it was so funny the other day at the supermarket cos these emo dudes were fully acting like homos, i mean everyone knows every single emo ALIVE is a homo, but whatever he was showing his retarded homoness OFF in PUBLIC, way to ewww people out so my bf goes up to him and was like "do you mind not doing that **** in public?" and the ****ing faggot guy he was speaking to fully gave him the finger, so then my bf punched him in the face and i SWEAR would have beat the **** out of him but shopping centres have their dogg security, which is ****t but lucky for that fag. if we EVER see him out in public i swear he's gonna die. the world doesnt need homos anyway.


Name: Shalika King (I'm gonna change my last name to Queen wen I turn 18)
Age: Sweet 16 gonna spread my wings legs omg i luv that song
Sexualtity: Bisexuallll and proud


#32
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Lol it's a man making fun of the myspace ***** stereotype.



Check out the videos on her myspace, if it's a man then he's either a tranny or has someone acting for him
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#33
You know what? After reading through that, I've decided she's right. We DON'T need fags and homeless people.
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#34
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Heh, have you read her blog about homosexuality?

Despite her sexual orientation being set to "bisexual", she is incredibly homophobic. This just contributes to the blindingly obvious fact that she is a troll.

I left her a comment on her blog:

"Clearly you're just a stupid troll, as you have your own orientation set to "bisexual" on your profile (and yet seem only to like "hot guys", whilst being strongly homophobic). And I mean troll in both the internet sense of the word, and the fact that your profile pictures strongly resemble a troll. Your shoulders are thoroughly manly. Do not be proud of this fact."

Even if she's not a troll, and really is a spoilt, idiotic, homophobic, egocentric, chav-tastic bitchslut, I hope she'll take a moment to at least reassess her liking for short sleeved tops. Normally attacking a girl's physical attributes is something I would consider beneath me, but I am willing to make an exception in the case of homophobes who wish to kill all homeless people in between questioning the humanity of gay people.


#35
Listen to the voice comments

"and twist it until you **** out your liver, you huge bitch"
#36
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#38
"btw can the idiots who keep saying ashlee simpson isnt punk just SHUT THA FUKKK UP, she *IS* punk, if u actually listen to her lyrics she has a song where she talks about beating someone up which is punk so **** up k."

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#39
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"btw can the idiots who keep saying ashlee simpson isnt punk just SHUT THA FUKKK UP, she *IS* punk, if u actually listen to her lyrics she has a song where she talks about beating someone up which is punk so **** up k."


Holy Steve Zissou, that seals the deal.

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#40
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"btw can the idiots who keep saying ashlee simpson isnt punk just SHUT THA FUKKK UP, she *IS* punk, if u actually listen to her lyrics she has a song where she talks about beating someone up which is punk so **** up k."




Using her logic..
CC is the most punkiest band ever
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