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#1
Just post the best advice anyones ever given you.
We've dressed up in our best...

...and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

Quote by bogg808
The PBT is for those too TGP for the rest of UG.

#2
Always use the searchbar. Not that this has been done before....that I'm aware of.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#3


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Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#4
Hit it and quit it.
Quote by darthteet
Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

Quote by YourDad
Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#8
Stay out of The Pit.

I obviously didn't take the advice.
Gear:
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#9
Don't be an idiot. Now, whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
#10
keep everything out of your asshole, no matter how good of an idea it seems at a time
Call me Jack
#11
My uncle told me once "Never stop playing just because someone enters the room, you never know what sweet notes you might miss."
"A sense of purpose overrides reason."- Terry Goodkind

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


\,,/GETCHA PULL!!!\,,/
- the late and ever-loved "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
#12
Don't **** fat chicks.
Quote by hostilekid
shadesofanger, you're my hero.


Quote by GoldenBlues
So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#14
use a rubber , dont **** ur cousin, dont look at this forum
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.



My Gear:

Ibanez RG2EX1

Dunlop Cry Baby Wah

Digitech Grunge Distortion pedal

Line 6 spider 3 75w
#15
Be nice to the geeks in your class, they will be your boss in the future.
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#18
Quote by Captain Insano
"If you saw it in a porno, think before you do it."

My dad said that to me one day.

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R.I.P. Les Paul, 1915-2009

A man chooses, a slave obeys.
#19
"With great power comes great responsibility."
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#21
"when i was young, i was a male *****" "lick it before you stick it" "a girls finger in your butt feels pretty good" all quotes from my bus driver
#23
"There's a bunch of good looking women in the world, but not many that'll bring you lasagna at work, most of em just end up cheating on you."
#24
Quote by Sublimical
"There's a bunch of good looking women in the world, but not many that'll bring you lasagna at work, most of em just end up cheating on you."

You know Silent Bob?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know Silent Bob?


Only through film :P

good advice still...
#29
All following quotes by my dad.

"No matter how hard you try, you can't escape failure. So you might as well embrace it now."

"If you want something, go for it with all you have. Make it known to everyone you're gonna get it at all costs. If what you're trying to get is illegal, just don't tell me about it"

"Open every door you see. Because you never know what you're gonna find. It might be as awesome as a secret tunnel or a wooden chest full of money. Or it might be as horrible as a dead hooker or even a human chest. But, that never stopped, you know what? I have no idea where I was going with this. Just make sure you knock first."

"Get off the dinner table"

"Try your best and knock them dead. No really, if they give you trouble just kill them. It'll be easier for you that way."

"Don't drink and drive. Do one at a time"

"Don't stare at women for too long. It'll freak them out. Just occasionally glance every 2-3 seconds."
Quote by bizkitday4eva
You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



Taco Man of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim Club. PM HolyWars90 to join
#32
Quote by jetfuel495
My friend's mom told me "Don't ask permission, ask forgiveness (later)"



Did you proceed to grab her boob?
#35
Quote by Sublimical
Did you proceed to grab her boob?

I would have had to. In front of her husband.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
"Do not use racist comments in your examination essay"
Well, she didn't say it.. but she implied it
#38
Quote by Cianyx
"Do not use racist comments in your examination essay"
Well, she didn't say it.. but she implied it

I got warned for making a Che Guevara poster with the evolution of man and editing his head onto a neanderthal with the caption "Guerrilla Warfare."

He wrote a book on guerrilla warfare and he looks like a gorilla, I got a 'D' on that! It's suppression of freedom of speech I tells ya!
#39
Quote by Themilkmaker
you cant change the winds, but you can adjust your sails.

I like this.
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