Page 1 of 3
#2
Teledildonics

Still, I think I'll save my money thanks.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
This should have been featured in I, Robot.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#7
Quote by Jack Off Jill
This should have been featured in I, Robot.

haha

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Quote by iantheman
who gets laid so little that they actually need this?


Men?

lol @ "thoroughly tested."
You're*
Last edited by Survivalism at Jan 26, 2009,
#9
Just pray to God it doesn't come aware!! That will be one raped robovag, thus shredding your meat.

It won't be long before virtual sex with people will come true. Female gets penor attachment that mimics guy's move, and guy gets the robovag. Thus, cutting down population and STDs.
#11
Best of all? This was made by a former NASA engineer.

Oh sweet glory.

(I hope this doesn't get you in teh troublez, TS.)

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#12
yes pls
███████
███████████
██████████████
███████████████
█████████████
███████████████
███████████
███████

#13
screw teleportation, i wanna fuck a robot!

.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#15
How would it sense what's going on in the video? Does the video have to be in a special format?

Quote by Jack Off Jill
This should have been featured in I, Robot.


...


......


......


........


#17
I can't wait till the guy who made this sells like a million of these and presses a button that makes everyones dick get chopped off.
#18
Quote by SteveHouse
Oh sweet glory.

(I hope this doesn't get you in teh troublez, TS.)

I wont report if you wont.
Gear:
Peavey Millennium 4 BXP
Peavey TNT 115
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Blackstar Ht-1R
#19
Quote by electr8r
Just pray to God it doesn't come aware!! That will be one raped robovag, thus shredding your meat.

It won't be long before virtual sex with people will come true. Female gets penor attachment that mimics guy's move, and guy gets the robovag
. Thus, cutting down population and STDs.

I'm pretty sure I saw that a few years back.
At the Justice Tour:
Guy in audience: Libertyville represent!
Tom Morello: Yes. Libertyville…represent.

Quote by IDread
Damn. You got insanely lucky when it comes to manly surnames.

Ai æm eɪ prəpoʊnənt ʌv eɪ kəmplitli fənɛtɪk ælfəbɛt. Spɛl ɛvriθɪŋ wɪθ ðə AɪPiEɪ.
#20
Quote by iantheman
who gets laid so little that they actually need this?



...........
............ .........
.................. ..............
....................... ..................
............................. ............
.................................... ............
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#21
Just to lay things straight, I want one. This is like a dream come true actually. Like in one of the comments on the link, it's a device like massage machines that gives one pleasure. Why should there be a stigma towards it? We can make jokes and all, but I know every man wants one.
#22
Quote by Imme94
I can't wait till the guy who made this sells like a million of these and presses a button that makes everyones dick get chopped off.

Cue a bunch of edited posts... Who really wants one now?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#23
Haha

"Makes you feel like you are violating Mr. Peanut"
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#25
The first thing I saw was 'USB' and 'Lube'
return 0;

Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



SOUNDCLOUD
. com / fancy-elle
#26
Quote by Zugunruhe
screw teleportation, i wanna fck a robot!



ahaha i was just in that thread, im laughing so hard as i type this lmaolmao
Honestly. Wtf?


Quote by Spay
I should've known...whenever a UGer thinks, it can be a terrible terrible thing


Quote by metaldud536
Fap to him fapping at horse porn? fap?
#28
HAHAHA 30 day money back guarantee!!! try it and if u dont like it send it back

dont be sure the one u ordered hasnt been used
Quote by SmoothTrooper
i wake up every morning with a stiffy that could dent an Oldsmobile...and i know that everything is a-ok.


Quote by whatamidoinhere
Maybe we should have some kind of naked UG get together...

Imagine how horrifying that would be
Last edited by MetalliPuptmstr at Jan 26, 2009,
#29
I want one.
Quote by irishstang_87
Americans. And I'm American. But Americans in general piss me off.

Quote by MightyAl
But they all fall under the catagory i like to call sh!tcore.

Quote by Union Jake
Oh and BTW i didn't start it, i was like WTF at first but then everyone else did it, and i didn't wanna be left out,
#32
I want one. I mean, unless you have a nympho girlfriend, you're not getting enough, so why not seek out a little extra satisfaction? It's like fapping without the exertion of using your hand.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#33
Quote by shadow__666
I want one. I mean, unless you have a nympho girlfriend, you're not getting enough, so why not seek out a little extra satisfaction? It's like fapping without the exertion of using your hand.


This.

It's pretty cheap too
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#34
Quote by electr8r
Just to lay things straight, I want one. This is like a dream come true actually. Like in one of the comments on the link, it's a device like massage machines that gives one pleasure. Why should there be a stigma towards it? We can make jokes and all, but I know every man wants one.



+1, somebody get this guy an internetz!


NOW
BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#35
It's too bad they're charging like $150 per video, though, and you have to use video with it.

I can imagine piracyvideos videos will pop up... eventually =/
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#36
Quote by electr8r
Just pray to God it doesn't come aware!! That will be one raped robovag, thus shredding your meat.

It won't be long before virtual sex with people will come true. Female gets penor attachment that mimics guy's move, and guy gets the robovag. Thus, cutting down population and STDs.

I'm pretty sure thats called a Dildo...
#37
"albeit in a way that makes it look like you’re violating Mr. Peanut."



.....Finally, that guys been taunting me for far too long
Quote by mr.happyman
lemme share something with you guys, if you wanna get chicks, all you gotta do is stand around and look metal. screw finding the chicks, once they see how metal you are, they'll be all over ya.
#38
Can it handle a horse?

Or more importantly: Is this crap sophisticated enough to make a sandwich?
01110111001101101
10101101000
0110010
0101
01
0
******A Console Cowboy****** 1
01
0101
0110010
10101101000
01110111001101101
#39
Cheers to evolution!
Quote by Placenta_07
I think he likes me more than a friend but I like girls, like when I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.



Quote by 12Jim34
^Wow. That's pretty abnormal.
#40
I'm so getting that for my friend when he turns 18.

>.>
<.<

Maybe one for me too...
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
Page 1 of 3