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#1
I just remembered this seeing another thread about Pokemon.

Ash and his friends go out and do all that stuff like its easy, and then I remembered something else.

Isn't Ash supposed to be 10 years old?

I think they said something like that in the first episode or something, don't ask me how I remember that episode either, I haven't thought of Pokemon in years let alone the first episode. I got out of that fad years ago and grew up.

So yeah, if he is only 10, how does he manage to do all that stuff on his own? Is he some kind of boy genius or something? Since the pit seems to know everything about Pokemon, I figured I would ask.

Also since this is the pit, I have another question for you to think about, if Misty is also supposed to be Ash's age, then why isn't she flat chested?

So yeah, discuss.

*Waits for Metaldud to enter thread*
I know you have answers to both these questions.
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#3
hmmm

*waits for metaldud*


Edit: I really don't think it's reasonable to debate the realism of pokemon...
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#4
fool! there are no quick pokemon questions!

seriously, ten year olds can do that. when i was ten i had already beaten the entire elite four!
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#5
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hmmm

*waits for metaldud*


Edit: I really don't think it's reasonable to debate the realism of pokemon...


You make an excellent point

+1
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#6
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fool! there are no quick pokemon questions!

seriously, ten year olds can do that. when i was ten i had already beaten the entire elite four!

#7
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#10
I remember the first episode of Pokémon…

From that episode, I learned that rubber doesn't conduct electricity.
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*And Metaldud*


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edit: *Still waits for metaldud
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#13
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I don't understand why Team Rocket didn't use guns to rob people. Was gunpowder never invented or something?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yk79Ivz8gs

The Japanese knew where it was at. We have censorship and stuff. Pshh.
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#15
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yk79Ivz8gs

The Japanese knew where it was at. We have censorship and stuff. Pshh.


Oh my ****ing god



Its been over ten minutes and I am still laughing.

Also, why does Jessie sound so much sexier in Japanese.

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Yet another victor for Chris Hansen.

This has a chance of getting sigged actually.
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#16
Did you know that when Pokemon first came on TV, like 20,000 Japanese kids had epilepsy fits?

...

I can't tell you how much I wanted to put write came with "" around it.
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#18
i have a VHS tape of the first three episodes ever of pokemon. i haven't unearthed them in years. ten years old? i was walking everywhere by ten years old. i'd walk to and from school, my friends house, the store, all over.
#19
It's the best way of getting rid of your kid. Ash was one of the survivors. Hell if my kid was pissing me off, I'd give him a backpack and a couple of pokeballs and let him be on his way.

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#20
I have the dvds of the entire 1st season of pokemon.

Therefore, I win.
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#21
where the f*ck is metaldud?
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#22
No, he was 11. Yes,it's retarded.

Whats worse is being in the top four of the most elite trainers in the world and being beaten by a 11 year old. That's like training your dog to do all these mega tricks like walking down stairs while doing a headstand and then having some jackass with a puppy that chases it's tail for 20 minutes on end win. The dude probably trained it for a year max, yet your god damn Dragonite and you have been together 20 years and it gets it's ass beat by a 1 year old fvckinging PIKACHU.
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#23
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I remember the first episode of Pokémon…

From that episode, I learned that rubber doesn't conduct electricity.


Wow. I thought I was the only one.
#24
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I have the dvds of the entire 1st season of pokemon.

Therefore, I win.


but you are not metaldud
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#25
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No, he was 11. Yes,it's retarded.

Whats worse is being in the top four of the most elite trainers in the world and being beaten by a 11 year old. That's like training your dog to do all these mega tricks like walking down stairs while doing a headstand and then having some jackass with a puppy that chases it's tail for 20 minutes on end win. The dude probably trained it for a year max, yet your god damn Dragonite and you have been together 20 years and it gets it's ass beat by a 1 year old fvckinging PIKACHU.

This is what we call being PWND
#26
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Haha yeah. But it's also kinda Unrealistic.
#29
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Haha yeah. But it's also kinda Unrealistic.

hey man, the 'chu has the type advantage.

watch, and imagine:
thunder wave
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thunder
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thunder
*fainted*
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#30
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│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
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#31
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#33
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Here's a better question.

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#34
I seem to remember a golden bird flying at the end of the first episode. It always seemed significant, somehow.
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#36
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Did you know that when Pokemon first came on TV, like 20,000 Japanese kids had epilepsy fits?

...

I can't tell you how much I wanted to put write came with "" around it.


I have that episode, and it really isn't that bad. 20,000 of those kids must have literally pressed their faces up to the TV screen.
#37
I think I love metaldud... i'm going through a rough time with the girlfriend, but I do think I love him.

On Topic: He doesn't sound 10 years old either... maybe they age in Japanese years? 1.5 years for ever normal year?

Kind of like dogs, only cooler.


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#38
Misty is actually about 14 if I remember correctly.
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#40
If pokemon were to exist, it's entire society would be shut down by animal rights activists. They ruin our fun
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