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#4
Mexicali Porkchops! Take a bunch of taco seasoning, put it in a bowl, cover the pork chop in it, all over the SOB. Then cook it like normal. It tastes so freakin good.
#6
I do enjoy cooking but i generaly make it up as i go along so i dont have anything in terms of recipes, will be keeping an aye on this thread for new ideas though.
Good thread idea.
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#8
Quote by alkalineweeman
I do enjoy cooking but i generaly make it up as i go along so i dont have anything in terms of recipes, will be keeping an aye on this thread for new ideas though.
Good thread idea.



Thank you!
#9
Quote by sglover34479
recipe= cow+fat+chemicals= bic mac.


Whoppers are better anyways.



yo son you got flamebroiled beef ?
#10
Actually, anyone have a good recipe on lasagne? promised my best friend i'd make it for her .. problem is the only cooking i know is ordering a pizza.
#11
1. Rustlers burger
2. Microwave
3. Cook for 70 seconds
4. ???
5. PROFIT


Thats about as far as my knowledge of cooking goes
#12
I already made a thread on this... *glares*

You have hurt me deeply. Use the god damn searchbar and spare my feelings next time.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=945111

But really you can keep this one.


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The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#13
Quote by kaverl
Actually, anyone have a good recipe on lasagne? promised my best friend i'd make it for her .. problem is the only cooking i know is ordering a pizza.


Here.

take lasagna noodles and cook them. Meanwhile cook ground beef, and small pieces of maple sausage.Heat sauce. Mix sauce and meant mixture. Layer noodles< sausemix<cheese in a baking pan. Cover with tin foil and bake on 350 F until all chesse is melted. Enjoy! I have't included any measurements because its all relative to how much you want.
#14
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I already made a thread on this... *glares*

You have hurt me deeply. Use the god damn searchbar and spare my feelings next time.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=945111

But really you can keep this one.


I searched "cooking thread" didn't see it sorry.
#16
Quote by sglover34479
Here.

take lasagna noodles and cook them. Meanwhile cook ground beef, and small pieces of maple sausage.Heat sauce. Mix sauce and meant mixture. Layer noodles< sausemix<cheese in a baking pan. Cover with tin foil and bake on 350 F until all chesse is melted. Enjoy! I have't included any measurements because its all relative to how much you want.


Sounds nice, i'll give it a try soon. Thanks
#17
i just love grilling
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#18
Omletes
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#20
Quote by sglover34479
I searched "cooking thread" didn't see it sorry.


It's okay lol.

From my thread:

Grilled Cheese Power Maximum

Spread 2 pieces of toast with tomato sauce.
Put slice of cheese on each.
Grill until brown.
Evolve into Broly and achieve maximum flavour.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#22
Quote by sglover34479
I love me a good burger with some sourcream and onion chips.

i love grilling PERIOD. but not no propane sh*t, hell nah, f*ck that. id say i can do work on some shrimp.
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#23
Can someone tell me how to make an omlette because I had one and it was tasty and I want to make one.
#24
Quote by |69|
Can someone tell me how to make an omlette because I had one and it was tasty and I want to make one.


put desired amount of eggs in a bowl. use fork to stir breaking yolks until it is a nice yellow color. Put in frying pan on medium heat cook like a pancake and put whatever you want in it then fold it over. Enjoy!
#25
Quote by Strato-Massacre
i love grilling PERIOD. but not no propane sh*t, hell nah, f*ck that. id say i can do work on some shrimp.


I hate shrimp. But grilling is great.I hate when retards use a bottle of lighter fluid and cook the taste into the meat. Tastes like ****.
#26
Quote by sglover34479
I hate shrimp. But grilling is great.I hate when retards use a bottle of lighter fluid and cook the taste into the meat. Tastes like ****.



Hi, I'm Hank Hill. I sell propane and propane accessories.
#27
Quote by sglover34479
I hate shrimp. But grilling is great.I hate when retards use a bottle of lighter fluid and cook the taste into the meat. Tastes like ****.

hell yeah. Portable Kitchen aluminum grill w/ Kingsford charcoal, FTW! shiskebab's? omfg, i destroy at taht too.
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#29
Quote by sglover34479
gotta love shiskebabs

and ribs
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#30
Oh maaan. I can make beans on toast?

And banana smoothies. Basically...Stick a banana and a hunk of ice cream in a blender. Hmm. Thats about as far as my cooking skills stretch.
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#32
dash of pesto, herbs (oregano, herbes de provence, basilikum etc...), parmesan, cut up iberian ham and a spoon of water (preferably the one you cooked the pasta in), add some olive oil, through it in the pan with pasta and VOILA! it's a quick an good recipe.
#39
I work in a fast food restaurant.

So I cook a lot.

I enjoy cooking.

Yay
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