#1
Man this is nutz, my school is under a lockdown from a person who killed 2 people!!! imnot that scared though
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#2
thats crook
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#3
I think heavymetal31 is a pretty cool guy. He finds computers during a shootout at school and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Man this is nutz, my school is under a lockdown from a person who killed 2 people!!! imnot that scared though



Attitudes like yours to situations such as this are horrible - there was no need for the feeble attempt at 'hardman' humour at the end of that statement nor the smiley face so as to attempt to belittle the situation.

Nevertheless, supposing this is true, i hope all works out
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#12
Wow you feel the need to get on the internet while this is happening? Get a life.
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#15
Yippy kai i ay Mother Fucker.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#17
There's a killer in your school, what do you do:
A) Run for your life
B) Hide in a closet
C) Attempt to be a hero
D) Ally with the killer (lol)
E) Find the nearest computer and tell The Pit about the situation

Hmm...
#18
Try and sway the heart of the gunman with promises of sexual favours and candy.
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#20
My school had a lockdown a month or two ago and we thought it was just a drill at first, but when we found out it wasn't people started freaking out.

I'm in ROTC and first period I was at my ROTC class (I was in the Master Chief's room, he teaches sophomores and juniors) when it happened. In the room next to ours is the Major (he teaches seniors), and he has two bathrooms in his classroom so when they heard they grabbed whatever they could and hid in there ready to go down fighting if they had to

Turns out it was a kid who dropped out last year came speeding through the parking lot and when a security guard told him to slow down, he stopped, rolled down his window and pulled out a gun and drove off. He didn't shoot and no one was hurt so it all ended good.
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#22
Hey guys, I just killed 2 peo...
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There's a killer in your school, what do you do:
A) Run for your life
B) Come out of the closet
C) Attempt to be an hero
D) Ally with the killer (lol)
E) Find the nearest computer and tell The Pit about the situation

Hmm...


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#26
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I think heavymetal31 is a pretty cool guy. He finds computers during a shootout at school and doesn't afraid of anything.


#28
go back to your mums basement.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#30
TS's Concerned Friend: Oh my God! Theres a guy with a gun coming in our room!

TS: I know! Ill tell The Pit about it

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#31
hmm... bull****. you wouldn't get on UG in a school lockdown. teachers would probably force you off to get you to hide. but if this is true, you're a dumbass for having an impulse to tell the pit that you might get shot, and play it off in the manner you did.
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#32
don't worry, brother, death is just another journey; if you can appreciate dark beauty, you can appreciate death.
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