#1
anyone have any recommendations for books to hide behind? like you can open them and no one will know that you are you? like the newspaper trick but more discrete
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#2
No, we will not help you hide from your apprehenders so that when they pass you by you may lower your book and twist your mustache while laughing heartily.
#3
Where's Waldo books.
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#7
Why don't you hide behind a facepalm? Like me at the moment.
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#8
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of people hiding behind that one.


Brilliant
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#9
Ummm... big books?
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#10
overcoming dyslexia
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

Last edited by RampagingAcorn at Jan 26, 2009,
#11

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#12
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of people hiding behind that one.


legend
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Pointless threads like those make me cry my bloody cum out.
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#16
Just use a newspaper.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#17
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of people hiding behind that one.






Brilliantly done, my good sir, brilliantly done.
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#21


This should render you invisible.

Atleast in the US.
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#22
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of lies hiding behind that one.


Fixed.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#23
Quote by RampagingAcorn
overcoming dyslexia

this, but you have to hold it upsidedown. that or where's waldo.
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#24
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Fixed.


Naw it was already good.
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#25
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of people hiding behind that one.

Coming from a Christian... Touche.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#26
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#27
The Cat in the Hat.

The Feminine Mystique.

She dreams in color, she dreams in red.



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#28
Quote by magnum1117




i can't breathe im laughing so hard!


i love you
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

Last edited by RampagingAcorn at Jan 27, 2009,
#29
Quote by Whatley2212
The Bible. There are all kinds of people hiding behind that one.


haha, thats gold
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The fear of the clock became too obvious. got expelled.

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Spread rumours that she is a jew. Then all you need to do is sit back and wait for the secret police to make her 'disappear'.


lol?