#4
"Once the other cops saw the 14-year-old walk by a black man and not frisk him they suspected he might've been an imposter"



Ok seriously that's just... bitch please!
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#5
haha thats awesome, but what police officer doesn't notice the missing badge and stuff off his uniform.
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#8
Lol I heard about this this morning, they said something along the lines of "Police are still trying to figure out where he obtained a full police uniform"
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#10
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#11
Wouldn't they have realised that he doesn't work there as soon as he entered the station? I recognise everyone I work with, regardless of whether I know them or not.
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#12
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Ok seriously that's just... bitch please!

Something must of got lost in translation.
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Something must of got lost in translation.


It always does. Hence my evil schemes to make everyone speak swedish.

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What?
Where is that?


I made it up
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#16
I wanna do that
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#18
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It always does. Hence my evil schemes to make everyone speak swedish.

No longer will humanity be slaves to local slang and expressions!


I made it up

I know all I need to. Nu har en annan öl.
And you made me re-read the article ya meatball.
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It always does. Hence my evil schemes to make everyone speak swedish.

No longer will humanity be slaves to local slang and expressions!


I made it up


You muther****ing muther****er...
#21
Saw that on the news this morning.


I thought it was brilliant, that kid deserves to work undercover for those ungrateful jackasses.

He did a better job than most of them

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#22
That's pretty damn funny albeit illegal.
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#23
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I know all I need to. Nu har en annan öl.
And you made me re-read the article ya meatball.


Ha ha you read it again!!

"Nu har en annan öl." means something like "Now another one has a beer" or directly translated "Now has one another beer". Just a heads up in case you're ordering beer in sweden. Our bartenders are pretty stupid.

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And these people are going to find and punish the man who steals your car?


No, because he turned into a goat.

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You muther****ing muther****er...


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#24
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Ha ha you read it again!!

"Nu har en annan öl." means something like "Now another one has a beer" or directly translated "Now has one another beer". Just a heads up in case you're ordering beer in sweden. Our bartenders are pretty stupid.


No, because he turned into a goat.



I haven't ordered a beer in Sweden for 20 years or so. If it gets confusing I'll just point.
I heard about the goat this morning.
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#26
They didn't even realize it till the end of his shift.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#28
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Five hours unnoticed?

Why didn't it state what the maximum fine/punishment is if he were convicted?

He's a minor. They can't really say anything about it.


I honestly think the charges should just be dropped on him out of complete embarrassment. Especially in a city like Chicago, what if he hadn't just wanted to be a cop for a day?
#32
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How does a 14yr old pass themselves off as a fully grown man...

He must be a pit monkey.
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#33
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He must be a pit monkey.


I suppose it might work, like any ordinary man

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#36
Wow the fact that he tried to impersonate is funny but the fact that they actually assigned him to a patrol and he rode around for 5 hours until his shift ended before they noticed is infinitely priceless, I know they feel embarrassed as sh*t now.