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#1
I just found out my former guitar teacher (about 10 years ago, when I was 11), was recently busted with child porn.

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Anyone else had a close call like this?

And no, he never tried to touch my weiner.
Last edited by GC Shred Off at Jan 26, 2009,
#5
go kill him
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#7
Quote by GC Shred Off
And no, he never tried to touch my weiner.

You must've been one ugly kid.
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#8
Okay, I wonder why he didn't touch you ..


I would have thought guitar teaching would be ideal for that sort of thing,
a little lost.....
#10
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coolio, my guitar teacher is a former AA client


Currently attending AA and NA (court ordered), the more I learn and apply the less writing material I have lol... so this is how Keidis felt...
"You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny."

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#11
So now you understand that he didn't mean for you to get your guitar out when he said "get your wood out"

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#12
I bet he thinks about you while in prison. The one that got away.
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Oh and BTW i didn't start it, i was like WTF at first but then everyone else did it, and i didn't wanna be left out,
#14
Quote by Powerhouse
So he fingered A minor?




Well played


TS, was he a good teacher?


If you catch my drift....

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#15
Did he ask you to change his g-string?
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#16
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So he fingered A minor?


pfffff ahahhaahaaa
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Fender: HSS Stratocaster

Modulus: 1991 Q5

Peavey:158BASS
Marshall: MG30FDX
Acoustic: B200
#17
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
A pedophile taught you how to go up and down hard wood what?

Not to mention fingering.... and tapping.... and the proper use of a G-string.
#21
Yeah I spent a day once with a cousin of mine who I never met before and the next day I found out that he molested a girl on her way to school. The time that I spent with him he would talk about highschool girls and how pretty they were and stuff. I was too young to really think anything of it at the time but now it really creeps me out.
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#24
did he teach you how to sweep prick?

yeah I fail
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#25
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So now you understand that he didn't mean for you to get your guitar out when he said "get your wood out"



well played sir
#27
Quote by Powerhouse
So he fingered A minor?


sigged.
Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

94? Not bad. It shall improve >=)

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#28
Burn Him at the stake.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#30
this thread could make a great children's educational video
Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

94? Not bad. It shall improve >=)

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#31
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He was about 600 pounds, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.



I catch no drift.


Seems like he caught plenty


If you're catchin what I'm throwin.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#32
Quote by Davo Ownz
Okay, I wonder why he didn't touch you ..


I would have thought guitar teaching would be ideal for that sort of thing,


Just because he is a pedophile, it doesn't mean he molests children.
#33
Quote by GC Shred Off
And no, he never tried to touch my weiner.

So he fingered your bum, then?
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#34
Still, you're lucky. Even though he was a pedophile, at least you've actually had a guitar teacher. I have to get tips off the internet.
#35
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Still, you're lucky. Even though he was a pedophile, at least you've actually had a guitar teacher. I have to get tips off the internet.


at least the internet keeps it's child molestation to itself
Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

94? Not bad. It shall improve >=)

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#36
Quote by Chrisiphone
So now you understand that he didn't mean for you to get your guitar out when he said "get your wood out"



HAHAHAHAHA!!
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#37
EDIT: I'm an ignorant jack-ass.
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Last edited by snipelfritz at Jan 26, 2009,
#38
Quote by Ninjake
at least the internet keeps it's child molestation to itself


Not in Soviet Russia.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#39
You know, I've always been afraid of getting lessons from a pedophile. I don't think they're into jailbait like me, though. That's a job for the ephebophiles.

The thing I want to know is if he was any good as a guitar teacher.
#40
Quote by Ninjake
sigged.

Not to be a douche or anything but that joke is old and overused, and when it's finally posted at the right time, it just isn't that funny.

No I'm not jealous becuase I didn't get sigged
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