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I always have my phone, a comb, a swiss army knife, and my wallet.
I get very annoyed when i cant find one of these in my pocket.
My hand, my pocket has a hole in it.

EDIT: Pokeballz in my other pocket...
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Last edited by floppypick at Jan 26, 2009,
Cell phone, guitar picks, and maybe like, a pencil/pen. And then my wallet in my back pocket.
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
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My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
My wallet. My knife. My car keys.
That is all.
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My wallet, pick, house keys, cell phone, bus tokens.

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
Phone, 2 picks, a pen, wallet, receipts, glasses, ipod, headphones, keys.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

My mobile is always in my right trouser pocket.
I have my wallet, comb and small scissors in my left coat pocket. And my MP3 player in my right.
phone, keys, money, iPod, pen/pencil on school days
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I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
explosives and a detonator
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Jet City JCA20H - Mesa Rectifier 2x12
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I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket!
Wallet, keys, phone, spare change and a lighter.

Wallet contains bank cards for two accounts, credit card, NI card, numerous loyalty cards for clubs I never go to, a condom, an old student pass I still use to get discounts, a pick, some old train tickets, booking ticket to get out video equipment, theatre pass and a Joker.
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Cell phone, wallet, usually a pick, pocket lint.
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phone, keys, wallet

seems to be sort of a trend going on here eh?
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-Frank Zappa

"Where words fail, music speaks."
-Hans Christian Andersen
Phone, iPod, keys, wallet with mah chain, cigarettes, lighter, some loose change, and usually a pen or pencil.
- FJ

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If you find [balloons in his bedroom], it is a sign that Satan may have taken your child by the hand and skipped off together to see the movie, Up without your knowledge.

A pencil, a pen, an mp3 player, wallet, money, phone, keys, knife, picks, sometimes tic-tacs, and apparently white out.
I think it's time for a change.

Sig v5.0 (approximate)
Wallet, phone, keys. Usually also a lighter and chapstick. Sometimes gum or cigs.
A comb? You fag...
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
my ipod, some picks, and a get out of jail free card from monolpoly(people call me crazy now but when im out of jail because of it, who will be laughing then)
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Oh, and this is the internet. I have the right to be a douchebag. Fuck off.
a pick. and condoms. and cel

that's all
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Hartke Ha3500 head - Gallien Krueger 212MBE cab
Tech 21 VT Bass
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A comb? You fag...

yea my hair sometimes gets very tangly when its windy or raining
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I keep a small Nigerian child in my pocket.

crap...beat me to it.
alright well since i cant think of anything funny i guess ill be honest.
phone, wallet thats all...

EDIT: who the **** carries picks around...
Last edited by Wesseem at Jan 26, 2009,
I keep the entire population of Nigeria in my pocket.

Except I lost one. And now I know where he went.
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Fender Standard Stratocaster
Duncan Hot Rails
Duncan JB Jr.
Peavey Bandit
Sigma DR28
iPod, wallet, picks (whenever those damn gnomes decide not to rob me).
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Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
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