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#1
Hey Pit,

I realize this is the Pit... But I'll try anyways.

I need a good, non-sexual Valentine's Day gift for my favourite girl in the world. This is our first Valentine's, so let's make it special!

I'm expecting all the usual memes... Bring it on

Thanks so much!
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#3
Dick in a box.
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#5
Box in a dick.
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#6
I'm getting prepared. I know it's still over two weeks away. I had her Christmas gift in October.
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#11
Be creative!

Dick in a...bag?
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#12
Flowers and Candy


or jewelry

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I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#14
dick in a box
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#16
Black man in a telephone box.
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#17
at all the dick in the box comments. it's like every single post
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#18
Teddy bear
And just for the hell of it, dick in a box.
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#21
Dick in her butt
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#22
in box dick a
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#23
Dick in a Box.
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#24
dick in 2 count em 2 boxes
ooooyeaaaaah
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#27
Dick in a dick!


But im in exactly the same situation, i hope to give her the night of her life really.
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#28
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Dick in a pokeball


of course metaldud would say this...
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#31
I like the teddy bear idea!!! That's a good one... Maybe a teddy bear holding those little candy hearts with words on them. Do they still make those...?
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#32
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Dick in a heart shaped box. (No reference to the song)

o **** off we all know it is
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#33
Unless your girl is a softie sorta nerdy type id reccomend against anything furry that isnt real. you needa be showin your affection in your own manly way man.


Edit: dick in a teddy bear?
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#34
Create something, whether you can draw or write or play music, I'm sure she'd appreciate it a lot.
#35
dick in a box...

seriously tho, write her a song and give her a cd with the song on it...she's melt.
then, as gay as it sounds, take her shopping. CHicks love that ****. some roses and then best tv dinner money could buy (Psych!). Real Meal. She'll love it. then go for a walk if you don't live in frickin' alaska!
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#37


dick in a box...

seriously tho, write her a song and give her a cd with the song on it...she's melt.
then, as gay as it sounds, take her shopping. CHicks love that ****. some roses and then best tv dinner money could buy (Psych!). Real Meal. She'll love it.
#38
I haz m0ar den 9000 ideaz.

1. Dick in a Box.
2. Dick in a boxx.
3. Dick in a boxxx.
4. Write her an original song.
4. Dixx in a box.
5. Three way.
6.????
7. Profit!!!
#39
you forgot dick in a boxxy^
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#40
a fresh meal of her dog would suffice
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