#1
Have any of you ever pissed more than one stream?

Like, maybe a thread, or some fuzz, or.. hair, etc. got caught in the line of fire and you find yourself unexpectedly peeing in multiple directions?

This just happened to me.
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Haha, yes. It especially sucks when the both go around the toilet.



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#8
Happens to alot of guys after beating one out. Theres just something diverting the stream. Although it is shocking to go take a piss at 1 am and watch neither stream make it into the toilet.
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#9
Sex = awkward pissing (After of course... Although during would be awkward too)
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Happens to alot of guys after beating one out. Theres just something diverting the stream. Although it is shocking to go take a piss at 1 am and watch neither stream make it into the toilet.


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#13
sucks when one goes up and the other all over your leg ha ha
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#14
The shotgun effect, the "woa i didn't know it was curved THAT much" effect, and of course the most rare but shocking "It's dark and I only have one free hand" mistakes have all happened to me.
#15
Yeah but it's pretty normal when you have 2 penisis!
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#16
AHHHHHH happens to me all the time'

the first time it happened it scared the **** out of me though, i started to pee and it just came out in 2 streams hitting both ends of the seat, not a single drop went in the toilet
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#20
Yeah I do it sometimes. Kinda funny. **** it sucks when it hits the wall though.
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#22
worse thing is when a hair gets in the way, bam. Get the toliet paper
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#24
Lol Remember On "i Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry" When The Fire Chief Said It Was The First Time In A While That He Hadn't Pissed In All Three Urinals At Once
#25
It sucks when one stream goes onto your pant leg and you don't notice till you finish pissing.
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Wow, that really tripped me out.

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#27
Sometimes i have to sit down and when i do, the piss goes under the seat and leaks all down the throne onto my jeans
#28
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haha reminds me of that part in hot rod with the AM radio dude.



hahaha "I like to think the guy just had sex the night before and had some left over residue"

we watched this in cross country in off season. our coach is awesome though and commenced to say "what if he just did it with the residue still there? would it make 4 streams?"
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haha reminds me of that part in hot rod with the AM radio dude.

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