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#1
I thought it would be interesting to put up a thread and see what the pit thinks about making out and how to go about it...If it doesn't work out I'll remove it...1, 2, 3, GO!!!!
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#7
ITT : underage children who have never kissed a girl before.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#8
Step 1.

Use a pick up line such as "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

And do what comes naturally from there.
#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
Pit thinks Sex Thread.

I don't think this belongs in the Sex Thread.
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#10
1. Get Girl
2. Stab in Back with Meat
3. Cum blood
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#11
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#12
Quote by deanfreak93
I don't think this belongs in the Sex Thread.


He doesn't think you belong in the sex thread either.

F*ck off you half retarded man sexual.
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#13
Make sure the other person is not a bear in disguise. To do this, stealthily plant a bear trap around the target. Once the target is captured remove their clothes. Now in the knowledge that your target is not a bear, proceed to make out.

And since the target is unable to escape you can do anything. Yes, anything.
#14
Quote by freedoms_stain
Pit thinks Sex Thread.

if you think making out is having sex, you might have big surprises coming up....


....or not.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#15
Quote by imdeth
Make sure the other person is not a bear in disguise. To do this, stealthily plant a bear trap around the target. Once the target is captured remove their clothes. Now in the knowledge that your target is not a bear, proceed to make out.

And since the target is unable to escape you can do anything. Yes, anything.


This advice does not allow for people who have bear fetishes. Fail, imdeth, fail!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#16
Quote by Bushinarin
He doesn't think you belong in the sex thread either.

F*ck off you half retarded man sexual.

Wait...what?
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Quote by imdeth
Make sure the other person is not a bear in disguise. To do this, stealthily plant a bear trap around the target. Once the target is captured remove their clothes. Now in the knowledge that your target is not a bear, proceed to make out.

And since the target is unable to escape you can do anything. Yes, anything.

xD I think I love you
#21
Quote by neopowell
This advice does not allow for people who have bear fetishes. Fail, imdeth, fail!


Those people should be destroyed. Just ask TheMidasTouch. I'm sure he'll agree.
#23
Quote by Bushinaran
He doesn't think you belong in the sex thread either.


UNINTENTIONAL BUUUUUUUUURN!
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#24
Quote by deanfreak93
Wait...what?


You heard me motherf*cker. I intimidate people via the internet.


I'm an internet tough guy.
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#25
Quote by Bushinarin
You heard me motherf*cker. I intimidate people via the internet.


I'm an internet tough guy.

You know what, that really hurts....you should just stop it!!!!

/sarcasm
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#26
Quote by Zugunruhe
if you think making out is having sex, you might have big surprises coming up....


....or not.
It's part of it, and if you think not then you aren't tipping your whore enough.
#27
Quote by freedoms_stain
It's part of it, and if you think not then you aren't tipping your whore enough.

If your making out and having sex with your *****, you've payed way too much!!!!!
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#28
Quote by Bushinarin
You heard me motherf*cker. I intimidate people via the internet.


I'm an internet tough guy.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
#29
Quote by freedoms_stain
It's part of it, and if you think not then you aren't tipping your whore enough.

hey, your mom makes a comfortable living. i shouldnt have to tip every time just because society says to for one group of people and not for another. besides, flying to scotland is a major hassle.


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I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
Quote by Powerhouse
Making out isn't sex.

My girlfriend had to explain this to her mother, after her grandma said she caught us making out. That could've been baaaaad.
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#31
Quote by Zugunruhe
hey, your mom makes a comfortable living. i shouldnt have to tip every time just because society says to for one group of people and not for another. besides, flying to scotland is a major hassle.


Well done man, why don't you throw a Nazi retort in there too just to have an even lamer typical internet response.
#32
Quote by imdeth
Those people should be destroyed. Just ask TheMidasTouch. I'm sure he'll agree.

I strongly disagree.
grok it.

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#33
Quote by freedoms_stain
Well done man, why don't you throw a Nazi retort in there too just to have an even lamer typical internet response.

i would, but i burnt my best nazi joke book.

and men without comebacks should not throw stones.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#34
It's not hard, just stick your tongue in and/or around her mouth and move it around sporadically. Victory WILL be yours!

Remember, **** lots of women.

Oh and some advice my friend gave me. To find out if she's "the one" have sex with her and if she's still there in the morning she's the one!
#35
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tongue down throat as FARRRRR as possible


I rofl'd
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#37
Quote by Zugunruhe
i would, but i burnt my best nazi joke book.

and men without comebacks should not throw stones.

I think you got that quote wrong....
#38
TS is pathetic. This is retarded. Get off the forum and try kissing a girl. That is how you learn. A thread on a forum can't teach you.
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#39
Quote by RockGuitar92
TS is pathetic. This is retarded. Get off the forum and try kissing a girl. That is how you learn. A thread on a forum can't teach you.

Aren't you clever trying to make me look like an ass. I can't say I'm not surprised I saw this type of reply coming when I made this thread.
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#40
Quote by deanfreak93
Aren't you clever trying to make me look like an ass. I can't say I'm not surprised I saw this type of reply coming when I made this thread.

grok it.

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