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#1
So my sister and her boyfriend are haveing sex not twenty feet away from me, and im holding a casual conversation with her boyfriend, while choosing music for them. Odd, i guess.
Anyone else have similer experiences?
Seriously, f*ck off with the R.I.P Dimebag bullsh*t, you dont see the bass forums going R.I.P Jaco everytime some one mentions him!
#2
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#4
can you try and say that again?

unless youre talking to her BF while theyre having sex
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#6
Talk to them about the immorality of sex before marriage. It would be hilarious.
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#8
Well. That is slightly odd. In fact, if I knew my sister was having sex less than twenty feet from me, I would probably projectile vomit.
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#9
I fell asleep on a bus once then walked 5 miles back the way I came to get a kebab. That's as close as I've ever come to watching my sister have sex you dirty dirty little boy.



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#12
You're talking to a guy as he bangs your sister? While choosing music for the occasion?

WTF!?!?!?!

Honestly, no, I have never had a similar experience. Thank god.
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#14
So, you don't mind that your sister is having sex right next to you? Is she out in the open?
#19
thats... disturbing. why the **** would you want to do that?
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#21
The only thing even remotely close to that is this guy I knew whose girlfriend would talk during sex.

Not, like, sexy-talk, mind you. But like, "How was your day?, etc."
#22
i am totally confused
You guys wanna have some group sex?
#25
Put on something that will totally destroy the moment. Put on I Cum Blood.
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#26
Play I Cum Blood.


Srsly.
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#29
Stick it in her pooper. That is all.
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dude i would have joined in..or taken pics/filmed it
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#37
Hehe... the fact that you're still in the room tells me you like hearing your relatives going at it...
#39
Part of me wants to prove it to you guys, but the rest of me says that i would regret that moment forever. see we live in a small apartment and the living room is separated by a 5 foot tall partition. i cant see them, thank god. but the idea to put on "I Cum Blood" is a great idea. i shall follow through on that one.
Seriously, f*ck off with the R.I.P Dimebag bullsh*t, you dont see the bass forums going R.I.P Jaco everytime some one mentions him!
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