#1
Why the hell does my 17 year old brother still watch Spngebob? I mean I watch it too, but still. Save us from his evil yellow, porous mind control.

Also, have you ever noticed how many gay references that show has...our children are going to be raped by pink starfish.
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....maybe it is a little gay.
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So...have you ever been raped by a pink starfish burrit0?

plus, i have nothing against gay people. I'm a democrat.
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I'm 30 and I watch Spongebob. I even have a costume that I put on before the show.
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ooh don't you be badmouthing my spongebob
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So...have you ever been raped by a pink starfish burrit0?

plus, i have nothing against gay people. I'm a democrat.

if i wasn't so conceided i would sig that, i'm democratic as well and don't mind gays but i know there are republicans who don't hate them, and the same goes for democrats who do.
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So...have you ever been raped by a pink starfish burrit0?

plus, i have nothing against gay people. I'm a democrat.

sure
#10
I prefer Spongebob to porn... What does that say about me?


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I'm 30 and I watch Spongebob. I even have a costume that I put on before the show.

Bushinarin, you are my idol and I want to be just like you when I am 30. Now if you sig this, I will respect you even more.
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I'm 30 and I watch Spongebob. I even have a costume that I put on before the show.


Is it a pirate costume? Do you have a wooden parrot-puppet?
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Why the hell does my 17 year old brother still watch Spngebob? I mean I watch it too, but still.

I'd like to increase the proportions of this facepalm, too, but I can't without causing brain damage.

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#18
I've been watching that show for almost 10 years now..I even remember when it first came out in May of 1999, I was at a friend's grandma's house and it premiered..and I've been hooked ever since that day.

Oh and I'm 18 too
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Do you fill the boobs with bags of milk imported from Canada


No I fill them with old excrement and ejaculate that I dry and mix with water for paints.

I then squirt them out of the nipples onto my children who I keep in a cage in a small hole in my wall.
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I'm almost 17, and I watch Spongebob. I say stop whining and watch some Spongebob with your brother! Let the mind control take you...
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Is he in this picture?
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I've been watching that show for almost 10 years now..I even remember when it first came out in May of 1999, I was at a friend's grandma's house and it premiered..and I've been hooked ever since that day.

Oh and I'm 18 too


Will you please kidnap my brother? You two sound like you'd be happy together.
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No I fill them with old excrement and ejaculate that I dry and mix with water for paints.

I then squirt them out of the nipples onto my children who I keep in a cage in a small hole in my wall.

Wow, your quite a nice parent, I didn't even get a hole when I was young. There was a passage with two air locked doors to get to my cage.
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Is he in this picture?


I wanted to start one of them since forever, just to piss off real klans.
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whats not to like?

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Is he in this picture?

Awesome. I saw that and immediately confused this thread for the one with the dude meeting the short guy (Will Smith's brother) from Fresh Prince.

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I'm almost 17, and I watch Spongebob. I say stop whining and watch some Spongebob with your brother! Let the mind control take you...


We're watching it now...it's one where Gary goes to Patrik and Spongebob gets Larry...
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Awesome. I saw that and immediately confused this thread for the one with the dude meeting the short guy (Will Smith's brother) from Fresh Prince.

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#30
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I'm 30 and I watch Spongebob. I even have a costume that I put on before the show.


Hell yes! I am the older brother that he is talking about, seriously, and I love spongebob! Ha ha ha. Hermanito stop telling people what I do with my free time. My business, what I watch, when I masturbate, who I talk to, that's my business!
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#32
Anybody ever notice how spongebob's nose looks like it's erect and he's always happy, but squidward's nose is droopy, and he's always sad?
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#33
Spongebob is the ****, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH WATCHING IT. Its funnier and catchier than half the **** the put on tv nowadays, even more than family guy. **** that, I will watch that "faggot" anyday.
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#34
you watch it because the inner machinations of your mind are an enigma
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#35
I loved Spongebob

It got gay up until around the movie came out then it went to hell with the frantic bi-polar humour the ADD kids seem to love.

I still watch the old episodes though.
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spongebob is an awesome show, lol@the subliminal messages, but i love it.
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