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#1
Seriously, I can hear noises outside my room and they don't sound like anyone in my house.

I can't phone the police because my mobile phone is dead, and all I have is my bass guitar.

Help?
#2
Get a life.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#6
Well, basses are usually quite hefty. Hide behind your door and when the perp comes in, knock him out.
Bam. Done.
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#9
Ban them.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#10
Lol, I hope the murderer sees this forum and makes a post.
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#13
I hear things like that all the time downstairs, it's just a case of going to check the house with something large heavy and blunt, just incase.


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#15
It's the voices in your head


crazy woman
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#16
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Lol, I hope the murderer sees this forum and makes a post.


that would be epic
#18
the best idea would be too to start typing and make noises while your computer screen gives off a bright light. keep up the good work
#19
Quote by dubstar92
It's the voices in your head


crazy woman






Nah, the voices in my head all sound like Geddy Lee.
#20
Tell your bass to tell it to go away in Latin
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#21
Go Keith Richards on him with your bass?
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#22
yea.. im pretty sure 911 has an internet thing you can do. if not, grow some balls, grab your bass and go to town. duh.
#24
Use your carpentry skills to wittle your headstock into a shank.
#25
You do have a bass, what are you waiting for ?

get out there, introduce yourself be polite.

If you're lucky he'll have a guitar.

Make a band.

Jam.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#26
Jump out with you Bass all amped up and play a killer bass riff. The guy will then pulls out his pen0r and play along with his hairy banjo!
#28
Quote by Unourrit01
the best idea would be too to start typing and make noises while your computer screen gives off a bright light. keep up the good work



I'm in my room with the locked door closed and the person is out in the corridor.
#29
Quote by dubstar92
Tell your bass to tell it to go away in Pig Latin

Fixt
- FJ

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If you find [balloons in his bedroom], it is a sign that Satan may have taken your child by the hand and skipped off together to see the movie, Up without your knowledge.


#31
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#35
These are the times I like to know I have a katana in my closet.

I suggest the "beat the piss out of him with your bass" idea.
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#38
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Jump out with you Bass all amped up and play a killer bass riff. The guy will then pulls out his pen0r and play along with his hairy banjo!


Your avatar is amazing.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#39
cover yourself in pig blood and make a pentagram and start singing i cum blood(original i know) and when he walks in...he'll walk right back out.
#40
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Get a life.

plus one.

needy person is needs attention.
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