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#1
my friends girlfriend's parents were gone saturday night and her and a friend of ours were there getting schwasted.
they call me up and say "(name witheld) come and drink with us!"
i say "i'll come over, not sure about hte drinking though"
at that point i was not a fan of the devil water
vodka tastes like solvent, beer tastes like dirt that been ****ed by a hobo.
but i went, and somehow they convinced me to get schwasted with them.
that happend by bombing many girly drinks (vodka, non-alchoholic apple wine, sprite, and cherries) and shots of peach and peppermint schnops (the peach was good, the peppermint felt like a demon took a crap in my throat).
anyways, this was my first time drinking and i was feeling pretty good (my head needed better support than just my neck though, such as a couch)
that is until i puked, but felt better after that

sooooo
i ended up staying there overnight
and (predictable with booze huh?) my friends girlfriend got grabby and we ended up cuddling and making out for awhile while the other friend lay right next to us.
then we fell asleep

i feel like such a rockstar.........
#5
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


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#7
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Pot is better.

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#8
Drug thread.
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EDIT:rum tastes delicious, you should try it
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#9
ok, i dont care about your story, but what does dirt thats been ****ed by a hobo mean? i can think of three reasonable answers, but none of them address the general question of how you know what dirt thats been ****ed by a hobo tastes like.

please enlighten me here, because im dying to know.
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#10
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ok, i dont care about your story, but what does dirt thats been ****ed by a hobo mean? i can think of three reasonable answers, but none of them address the general question of how you know what dirt thats been ****ed by a hobo tastes like.

please enlighten me here, because im dying to know.


its a modified patton oswalt joke
#13
Vodka is a girls drink? Schnops?
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#14
Ahhh . . . the innocence of youth.


You make me laugh, TS.
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#15
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never found a reason for booze
entertained with the idea of no sex till marriage
whatever
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#18
You made out with your friend's girlfriend?

Awesome.
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#19
Lol Schnops... I'd say beer tastes more like bile or whatever that yellow liquid is that you puke up when you got nothing left to puke up besides that yellow liquid that you puke up when you got nothing left to puke up. But after you drink it a few times it's actually half decent.
#21
Devil Water?

I thought that was the stuff in the sewers? You know, the 'underworlds'?

But seriously how is alcohol related to devils and demons and those characters of the evil type?
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#22
I think that stuff like whiskey or rum would be closer to devil water, but beer? not really.
#24
Schwasted is a really annoying thing to say.

Also, it's Schnapps.
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It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#26
lol, you sound so innocent TS


love my beer
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#28
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beer tastes like dirt that been ****ed by a hobo.


If by that you mean sex in a bottle, then I agree with you.
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#29
lol WOW, u sound exactly like a friend of mine (from wisconsin) that drank for the first time last saturday and puked all over my bathroom....is that u jake?
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I laughed.

Seriously though, next time you drink, try to avoid making out with a friends girlfriend. Its wrong.
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#32
You made out with your mates girlfriend? You sounded innocent up until then, now your more along the lines of a douchebag. Doesn't matter how drunk you we're.
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#34
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Pot is better.

+1

It's like you're psychic. Now I must smoke this spliff.
#36
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Devil Water?

I thought that was the stuff in the sewers? You know, the 'underworlds'?

But seriously how is alcohol related to devils and demons and those characters of the evil type?

smirnoff red label= devil water. Mainly because of the stuff people have done under it's influence but also coz it looks like water but burns like hell.
#37
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#40
How old are you, like 12? >_>

I hope her boyfriend splits you like a piece of timber!
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