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Someone posted a thread a while back about their peter burning after taking a piss after wanking and that made me think I have a problem because it sometimes hurts to pee just randomly. Here is the link to the thread for more details: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052215
But today in orchestra I had to go really badly so I went to do my business and all of a sudden I felt like my wang got the worse charlie horse I've ever gotten in my life. I had all the signs of a charlie horse (pain, stiffness but not a boner) but I've never heard of this happening before. Worse yet one of my friends who I haven't seen in a while was talking to me right when I started saying "ow ow ow damn" so now he probably thinks i have VD or something. As soon as the bathroom was empty I ran into a stall and gripped it like nobody's business, which made the pain reduce greatly. The pain although reduced went on for at least another 10 minutes.
I tried to look this up on webmd but nothing turned up. So has anybody else ever heard of this and could this be serious?

tl;dr My love hoagie got a charlie horse whist taking a piss and I'm worried this could be really bad.
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You should probably chop it off.

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I'm terrified of doctor. i don't want a diagnosis i just want to know if this is even heard of. I thought it was impossible.


why not go to one of those men's health forums?
or the docter cause wangcancer is scarier.
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Agreed, your going to have to chop it off, theres no other option.
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I'm terrified of doctor. i don't want a diagnosis i just want to know if this is even heard of. I thought it was impossible.

EDIT: ^ 3rd leg doesn't count?

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I'm terrified of doctor. i don't want a diagnosis i just want to know if this is even heard of. I thought it was impossible.


OK. Let's take a scenario. You have an untreated UTI (Urinary Tratc Infection). This starts climbing up into your bladder. More pain. This then causes inflammation of your urethra, and urine starts backing up. This backs up into your kidneys, and you run into even more problems. Renal failure and eventually death.

Still terrified of the doctor? Trust me, I know what I'm on about. I study infection.

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why not go to one of those men's health forums?
or the docter cause wangcancer is scarier.


All internet forums are sh*t when it comes to this. Why? Pain doesn't tell you ANYTHING about the problem, except that it hurts.
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OK. Let's take a scenario. You have an untreated UTI (Urinary Tratc Infection). This starts climbing up into your bladder. More pain. This then causes inflammation of your urethra, and urine starts backing up. This backs up into your kidneys, and you run into even more problems. Renal failure and eventually death.

Still terrified of the doctor? Trust me, I know what I'm on about. I study infection.


All internet forums are sh*t when it comes to this. Why? Pain doesn't tell you ANYTHING about the problem, except that it hurts.

Just by that post you have surpassed Dr. Phil as a doctor. A UTI is possible, I don't know why I didn't think of that (some wannabe paramedic I am) but one of my friends thinks it could be kidney stones. i really think I'm screwed.
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Wow, I'm glad I brought attention to a man's problem. I feel like I helped someone.
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Just by that post you have surpassed Dr. Phil as a doctor. A UTI is possible, I don't know why I didn't think of that (some wannabe paramedic I am) but one of my friends thinks it could be kidney stones. i really think I'm screwed.


Off to A&E then, the emergency is your wang got disease
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why not go to one of those men's health forums?
or the docter cause wangcancer is scarier.




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So i just wiki'd a UTI and I'd have to take a piss test to get a diagnosis. Would they also test for drugs? I'd be even more screwed if they did.
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So i just wiki'd a UTI and I'd have to take a piss test to get a diagnosis. Would they also test for drugs? I'd be even more screwed if they did.



So you have possible wang cancer and your on drugs? PWNT.
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So i just wiki'd a UTI and I'd have to take a piss test to get a diagnosis. Would they also test for drugs? I'd be even more screwed if they did.


Nah, they shouldn't, they don't care if you take them to be honest.
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I used to get them when I was a kid (no, Pit, I didn't wank when I was a child), some were quite painful, they just go away after a while. I have had the pain after a wank, too. Again, it just passes.
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You want to be a paramedic but are terrified of doctors?

I'm not really terrified I just don't like to go to them. They make me rad old magazines and sit in a "waiting room".
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I'm not really terrified I just don't like to go to them. They make me rad old magazines and sit in a "waiting room".



spongebob reference....are you serious?
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^That is the stupidest Shit I've ever heard.
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spongebob reference....are you serious?

of course I'm not serious. I've always disliked going to the doctors. You would too if you had a creepy old asian guy feel you up *shudders*
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OK. Let's take a scenario. You have an untreated UTI (Urinary Tratc Infection). This starts climbing up into your bladder. More pain. This then causes inflammation of your urethra, and urine starts backing up. This backs up into your kidneys, and you run into even more problems. Renal failure and eventually death.

Still terrified of the doctor? Trust me, I know what I'm on about. I study infection.


All internet forums are sh*t when it comes to this. Why? Pain doesn't tell you ANYTHING about the problem, except that it hurts.



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So you have possible wang cancer and your on drugs? PWNT.

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of course I'm not serious. I've always disliked going to the doctors. You would too if you had a creepy old asian guy feel you up *shudders*


It's called a physical..
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stop punching urself in the balls or go the the doctor
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#36
^I think I might need to go to the doctor soon. I've been going more frequently than normal and it's like coming out like a fire hose. Like I'm talking high pressure pissing. I thought it was VD at first but now I'm pretty sure it's not. I think it might actually be a urinary tract infection. I hope not
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if u think its a urinary tract infection u should definitely go to the doctor asap. i had one a little while ago and i didnt notice it until i started pissing blood and it hurt like a motherfvker. not fun
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of course I'm not serious. I've always disliked going to the doctors. You would too if you had a creepy old asian guy feel you up *shudders*


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So i just wiki'd a UTI and I'd have to take a piss test to get a diagnosis. Would they also test for drugs? I'd be even more screwed if they did.


WHAT DRUGS?
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WHAT DRUGS?

mary jane, adderal, vicodin, alcohol, maybe xanax (can't remember if I've taken that recently)
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