#1
Heres a basic plan:

All the dudes must wear a yellow dress and all the women have to wear an orange tuxedo, anyone wearing black gets kicked out.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#5
phail...with a Ph! Phailure!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#7
you will be dead, so u wont be able to see the result. plus no-one will listen.

sorry to burst your bubble like that.
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#8
I'll never die.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#9
I don't want suits, I want everyone in their best party gear and I want there to be an epic shindig when the service is done.
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#11
Why couldn't you just have a fancy dress funeral like a normal person?
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#13
Banana hammocks for everyone! With pimp hats, complete with a peacock feather. Yes.
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Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
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Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
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#14
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No. Everyone will wear mankinis. Even women. There will be lots of pelvic thrusting. Good times.



OMG, that made me lol hard dude. Thats getting sigged
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Last edited by King Twili at Jan 27, 2009,
#18
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IS this you?



GOD NO! I just don't want a depressing funeral, i want everyone to be happy
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#19
ha sounds cool... maybe you could have feces smeared all over yourself and the whole thing will be a party like gg allin!

haha..


i plan on having having toccata and fugue by bach played at my funeral, then cobwebs and strange by the who, then alabama blues by three stripped gears

if anybody cries i will wake up and strangle them
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You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
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#21
I want a depressing funeral.
I just DIED.
Everyone should be as sad as they can possibly be.
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.