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#1
Well... what do you think the worst things to say when breaking up with someone is?

Examples:

Guy: I'm sorry... you're really a nice girl and everything but I just feel I ne- **** I JUST LOST THE GAME!


OR


Girl: This just isn't working... we should see other people.

*Girl has logged off msn*


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#3
I'm breaking up with you...your lack of boobage is disturbing.
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#5
Just die already.
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#8
i just pass her a note and get the hell out of there
' hey i met this hot girl last night, and she's pregnant'
lets go on a break p
Last edited by toine at Jan 27, 2009,
#9
Sorry honey I just can't date you any more, you're too flat chested and I can't motorboat a personality!
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#11
I would think something along the lines of "You might want to get tested" is the worst thing to say...
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#14
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Sorry honey I just can't date you any more, you're too flat chested and I can't motorboat a personality!

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#18
*breaks into song*
u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi
you ugly... etc
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#19
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Breaking up on msn. GAYEST WAY OUT.



we had a mutual break-up through msn with mah ex

it was quite ok

i usually go for

"girl, sorry i ain't lookin for a relationship no more, just sex..."

or

"girl this relationship has fallen into plain sex, i need smth deeper than that, i hope you understand"
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#20
hey honey, i've found someone new, her name is searchbar.
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#23
Anything including the words "Dumping", "Yo ass" and "Bisch".
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#24
If it ends with a gunfight...

That's why i always keep the Winchester handy and the SAM for the potential mother-in-law.
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Anal or GTFO.
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#31
I slept with your sister...
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#34
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I slept with your sister...

Male or female?

I slept with your brother...

Wouldn't be good if you were a girl and your b/f said that....
#35
"You know I care about you, but Dave and I have a competition... I have to **** more bitches than him before New Years... I hope you understand"


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#39
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Breaking up on msn. GAYEST WAY OUT.

yes. Always break up through AIM. Its much better
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#40
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