#1
Post some of your favorite uncyclopedia articles.

Here is one of mine

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Carmine
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#7
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dumped
I wrote that one, as well as the article on Satan's Coconuts (although I didn't have an account when writing the coconut one.)
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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