#1
so i've noticed that alot of times when guys are talking in the company of girls, they often won't go into specifics, but rather say, "i reached *insert base number 1-3*"

and i get confused...any one care to specify what getting to those bases are?...

...is stealing bases rape?...


can i hit a homerun?...

any other baseball terminology that can be misconstrued as sexual inuendo?

lol sorry guys i get kinda confused sometimes...
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#2
All your bases are belong to us.

DirtyEdit: Baseball-related Sexual Innuendo: Wanna play with my bat? /Obvious.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
Hitting a homerun is rape.
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#5
The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like

1: a pull, kissing
2: mutual masturbation; handjob or w/e
3: oral
4: sex


Dunno if I'm on the same idea as you but yeah
#7
Quote by CLVPX
The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like

1: a pull, kissing
2: mutual masturbation; handjob or w/e
3: oral
4: sex
5: Anal
6: Dirty Sanchez

Dunno if I'm on the same idea as you but yeah


This. But fixed for accuracy.
#8
Everyone has different checkpoints for different bases, but most agree that
1) Kiss
2) Makeout
3) Er...Feeling up?
Home run - secks.
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#9
Quote by CLVPX
The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like

1: a pull, kissing
2: mutual masturbation; handjob or w/e
3: oral
4: sex


Dunno if I'm on the same idea as you but yeah



see i'm not sure if that's right 'cuz in baseball, to get to home you have to go through 1, 2, and 3. but i'm pretty sure you can cut corners there....i have.
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#10
Quote by tancanada
A base is a thing with four strings. Les Claypool plays one.

No, my dear friend, that would be a BASS
#11
Quote by CLVPX
The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like

1: a pull, kissing
2: mutual masturbation; handjob or w/e
3: oral
4: sex


Dunno if I'm on the same idea as you but yeah



Wrong, wrong, WRONG.

First base: Kissing
Second base: Feeling her boobs
Third base: Blowjob or handjob
Fourth base: Sex
#12
The four "F's": French,feel,finger,****. Also known as the "bases". Good **** that.
#13
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This. But fixed for accuracy.




EDIT: ok to clear this up.

1. I know you can cut corners, why the hell not? sure I had sex before oral.

2. To the guy who said WRONG WRONG WRONG

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The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like


Didn't say it was fact. quite possibly differs from town to town etc..
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#14
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Quote by CLVPX
The "bases" as such I've always heard of are like

1: a pull, kissing
2: mutual masturbation; handjob or w/e
3: oral
4: sex
5: Anal
6: Dirty Sanchez
7: DirtyMakik was here.


Dunno if I'm on the same idea as you but yeah

This. But fixed for accuracy.


Fixed for reality.

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No, my dear friend, that would be a BASS


That would be some kind of fish.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#15
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Fixed for reality.



That would be some kind of fish.


Bass as in Fish and Bass as in the instrument are the same spelling.
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#17
i had to 'steal second' to the bathroom to take a 'foul ball' first, my 'sunflower seeds' upset my stomach. when i got back, we 'shared our Big League Chew' for twenty minutes, then she caught my 'balls' in her 'mitt.' that 'got me out of the batter's box' in a hurry, and i took a few 'practice swings.' then i put my 'bat' into her 'dugout' and 'spit tobacco juice' all over the place.

so you see... baseball is all about sex.
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#18
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No, my dear friend, that would be a BASS


No, this is a bass.


EDIT: a bit late...
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#19
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I can only hope you are joking




I'm ALWAYS serious, you all know that.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#20
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see i'm not sure if that's right 'cuz in baseball, to get to home you have to go through 1, 2, and 3. but i'm pretty sure you can cut corners there....i have.

Yeah but it's not baseball, it's secks
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#22
I've always known it as:

1: Makeout
2: Feeling up
3: Oral
4: Sex
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#25
Quote by boreamor
The US has something different to Europe which has something different to the UK it seems =/

Yes, I know the UK is in Europe.


There's baseball in Europe?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#26
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There's baseball in Europe?


cricket maybe? which i think has two bases?

that'd be pretty cool. european first base: hello. european second base: sex. and in france, not necessarily that order
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#27
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There's baseball in Europe?


We adopted the base system because we're too lazy to make a step-by-step guide that America's youth needs

And what sport would we imitate? Tennis?

15 - 1st base
30 - 2nd base
40 - 3rd base
Deuce. - Sex

Not as familiar
#28
Quote by boreamor
We adopted the base system because we're too lazy to make a step-by-step guide that America's youth needs

And what sport would we imitate? Tennis?

15 - 1st base
30 - 2nd base
40 - 3rd base
Deuce - Unexistant 3,5th base.
Advantage - Unexistant 3,6th base.
Game, Set & Match - Sex.

Not as familiar


Fixed.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#29
Quote by psychogel
i had to 'steal second' to the bathroom to take a 'foul ball' first, my 'sunflower seeds' upset my stomach. when i got back, we 'shared our Big League Chew' for twenty minutes, then she caught my 'balls' in her 'mitt.' that 'got me out of the batter's box' in a hurry, and i took a few 'practice swings.' then i put my 'bat' into her 'dugout' and 'spit tobacco juice' all over the place.

so you see... baseball is all about sex.

#31
Quote by Dacons13
i like the four fs.
but i thought it was
1. kiss
2.makeout
3.feel up/ bj/ hj
4.sex


but the four F's make one feel more accomplished at second base. Plus, this system as flawed, as getting head is far above feeling someone up
#32
Baseball sucks, everyone should use futebol innuendo...


"I got a red card for violent conduct. "
#34
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Baseball sucks, everyone should use futebol innuendo...


"I got a red card for violent conduct. "


Or figure skate innuendo: "8,5/10!"
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#35
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simple

french, feel, finger, ****


this. a normal kiss is a bunt, and a blowjob is an inside-park homerun
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#36
Ask the sex thread, of course.

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