#1
My school asked me to do an article for a newspaper distributed throughout the Chicago area recently, because they said "You are the best writer we can find in the school". Well the article was printed today, and I am very very happy because of it.

I am only seventeen, so this is like a very big hilight in my very short life.

Here is the link...


LINK
#2
Exciting
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#4
10/10. Would read again.
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#5
No offense, but:

Voices signifies a bright future for this great school, and many see it as a beacon of hope for all.


Not even a teeny bit likely that that's why they put you forward?
#6
That's an impressive article.
Congrats to.
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No offense, but:


Not even a teeny bit likely that that's why they put you forward?



They told me I had to basically glorify the school and make it look good. Making my first published piece a puff piece...but don't tell anyone that
#8
That's cool, congrats! It always looks good in your portfolio to have something published and would be especially impressive at seventeen!
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#9
That was terrible

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The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.


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#11
8/10. Movie was better.
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They told me I had to basically glorify the school and make it look good. Making my first published piece a puff piece...but don't tell anyone that


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#13
Voices signifies a bright future for this great school, and many see it as a beacon of hope for all.


Tell me, what does a school's ass taste like?
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Let's hope the movie lives up to the story.
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#15
so, MASON REIDL huh?

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#16
Well it started badly, and tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end, the better... But apart from that, excellent.


Kudos for anyone who gets it.
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Well it started badly, and tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end, the better... But apart from that, excellent.


Kudos for anyone who gets it.


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#21
you said voices too many times for me to enjoy this article. 11 times, to be exact.

but congratulations

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The second during which I believed you was the best second of my life thus far. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT WITH THE TRUTH


Because I'm as cunning as a fox just appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University.
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