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I'm considering blowing $20 (US) so I can get a nice looking girl a nice pack of Sham wows. In which I might just take one so I can clean my mother ****ing dog. Question is, should I do this, or buy something cool with the money? Like 1/15th of a hooker?
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#2
Me and my friends have come to the conclusion that the Shamwow guy is a waste of a person.

But yes do it.
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#3
Do it
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#8
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YES but beware of shamwow impersonaters


If I get a ****ing normal-ass towel I'm gonna punch my neighbors baby.
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#11
****ing do it. my ma got shamwows and its the shjt
*not really butt ive heard its crap*
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#12
I like how the shamwow guy says the germans make good stuff and he has bright blonde hair

i just love irony in the american culture haha
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#14
TS seems to have anger management issues. There are pills for that... or shock treatment.


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snuggie ftw


I think snuggies are connected with a cult
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#16
all I can say is

DO IT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#17
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#18
If you hate scientology buy shamwow!
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I think snuggies are connected with a cult


See I asked her if she wanted a snuggie. And she said she didn't want to be part of a cult. Then I proposed the idea of a sex-cult with me and her. And she said no.
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#20
sham-wows are the sh*t
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#21
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I like how the shamwow guy says the germans make good stuff and he has bright blonde hair

i just love irony in the american culture haha


lol thats the worst ****ing irony ive every heard.
many different races have blonde hair.
#23
if one where to spill coffee on there snuggie would a sham wow absorb it?

(that is suppose to be one of those questions that can't be answered and just makes you think)
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#24
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Gotta go with the hooker foot


Have you ever tried cleaning up spilled juice with a hooker foot?? Doesn't work well at all.
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if one where to spill coffee on there snuggie would a sham wow absorb it?

(that is suppose to be one of those questions that can't be answered and just makes you think)


For 4 easy payments of 15.99, you're damn right they can.
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#26
lol
do it
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#27
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For 4 easy payments of 15.99, you're damn right they can.


Hey, they're $20 right now with $8 shipping and handling, AND it's buy one get one free.
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#28
Please do this. But you only have 20 minutes to order because you know they can't do this all day.
#29
9/11 was caused by shamwows
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#30
why does everybody hate the shamwow guy? i find him endearing
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#32
Quote by GmacD
if one where to spill coffee on there snuggie would a sham wow absorb it?

(that is suppose to be one of those questions that can't be answered and just makes you think)



1.buy multiple shamwows
2. make snuggie out of shamwows
3.????
4.PROFIT!
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#33
do it, those things are literally jesus in cloth form.

by a girl a shamwow and she'll be all over you in a second.
#34
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I'm considering blowing $20 (US) so I can get a nice looking girl a nice pack of Sham wows. In which I might just take one so I can clean my mother ****ing dog. Question is, should I do this, or buy something cool with the money? Like 1/15th of a hooker?

Do it. That ****s' German, and they always make good stuff.
#35
My friend's parents bought shamwows once. They sucked, a normal paper towel would be better.
Now the bread that comes on the chicken sandwiches at my school will soaks up a whole ****ing bottles worth of milk, and won't feel wet at all. 0_o
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#37
dude buy her a snuggie
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#40
shamwow seems like a dick gift.

you -"here baby check out these shamwows"

girl-"omg is that all im worth to you, some towels! GTFO"

you -"baby there not towels there shamwow."
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