#1
I recently discovered that I could possibly have siblings that might biologically be related to me....Is there any way I can verify this for sure? Would I have to look up records, or is there any way I can check online? DNA testing is also out of the question because it seems a little drastic to force one of my parents to take one...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
Last edited by soXlittleXtimeX at Jan 28, 2009,
#2
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
I recently discovered that I could possibly have siblings that might biologically be related to me....Is there any way I can verify this for sure? Would I have to look up records, or is there any way I can check online?



Seriously?
You think the internet might answer that question? You think it keeps track of who parents who?


It's unlikely, if you didn't know until now, it means someone was hiding the fact
Unless they've gone and put it in a Myspace blog, I doubt the internet will know (and if they have, I expect you'd have to be a friend to read it )
#4
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DNA testing...



Off topic but Lemming of the BDA is awesome
Only The Bishop>Lemming of the BDA
#5
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Off topic but Lemming of the BDA is awesome
Only The Bishop>Lemming of the BDA


I thought about making it a Bishop scheme, but settled on Lemming...

Perhaps later...
#6
lol go see the doctor.
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#7
In July last year I found out I had a half-brother and sister (twins) on my dad's side that I never knew about. Was a pretty surreal experience, and I still have very negative feelings towards my father about the situation. The only reason I found out was because a freak occurence when I met the girl and she recognised my second name.

Hmm.
#9
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
I recently discovered that I could possibly have siblings that might biologically be related to me....Is there any way I can verify this for sure? Would I have to look up records, or is there any way I can check online? DNA testing is also out of the question because it seems a little drastic to force one of my parents to take one...


You don't have to force anyone... just take some of their blood when they're not looking.
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#10
Call this man:


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MUFC


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Berserker.
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#11
Or wobble your fathers gear stick whilst he's asleep and get some dna that way
#12
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Or wobble your fathers gear stick whilst he's asleep and get some dna that way



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I've been unable to find a reason for so long
But finally, I've found my excuse!
#13
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Call this man:



Blast! Beat me to it.

I watched some of it this morning.
#14
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Blast! Beat me to it.

I watched some of it this morning.

You watched some of it this morning? You should be out there getting a job and caring for your family, you have responsibilities! You're scum!

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#15
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You watched some of it this morning? You should be out there getting a job and caring for your family, you have responsibilities! You're scum!


Icwatudidthur

Lolololol


I don't know why I did that
That was genuinely funny
I've turned into a Pit-fiend
#16
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Icwatudidthur

Lolololol


I don't know why I did that
That was genuinely funny
I've turned into a Pit-fiend

I played him in my school play and did an excellent job ^^

And cheers, Pit-fiendism for the win

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
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I played him in my school play and did an excellent job ^^

And cheers, Pit-fiendism for the win



Aha my flatmate went to school with his daughter
And before his show got big everyone told her he'd be a massive flop
Personally I hate the guy, he always seems to shout at the wrong person
But he darn-gone showed dem foo's
#18
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Or wobble your fathers gear stick whilst he's asleep and get some dna that way

Or you know, get one of his hairs. Your call.
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#19
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You watched some of it this morning? You should be out there getting a job and caring for your family, you have responsibilities! You're scum!




I love how flawed the program is, on any sort of level. It is just exploiting dim people, and people so pikey you wonder if they are secretly actors or wearing fat suits.

Plus the way the audience are encoraged to boo certain people before they have even sat down.. It is just hilarious, how can anyone think it is balanced or anything other than total sh*t.
#20
It's not as good as Steve Wilcos and his chair-throwing skullduggery...
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#21
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I love how flawed the program is, on any sort of level. It is just exploiting dim people, and people so pikey you wonder if they are secretly actors or wearing fat suits.

Plus the way the audience are encoraged to boo certain people before they have even sat down.. It is just hilarious, how can anyone think it is balanced or anything other than total sh*t.


What? I thought it was all real! It's at least better than Springer when they have 2 really really really REALLY REALLY fat ugly *****s strip to their underwear and wrestle over some redneck pimp with a greasy mullet and $5 charity shop suit
#22
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In July last year I found out I had a half-brother and sister (twins) on my dad's side that I never knew about. Was a pretty surreal experience, and I still have very negative feelings towards my father about the situation. The only reason I found out was because a freak occurence when I met the girl and she recognised my second name.

Hmm.


That's similar to my situation... I think my dad had been doing some messing around at one point...

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#23
i always thought that DNA testing was the only way to verify it...

and i still do!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.

But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.
#24
Umh, if they are your siblings they have a DNA similar you so you could go to the DNA test, don't hvae to make your parents go.
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And with these wings
We'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You and I - The lie of lies"

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#25
Just because the internet is an endless resource doesn't mean it can do magic.
What makes you think you have a sibling you never knew about? If its just a gut instinct then ....gutting for you. Excuse the pun.
#26
just get your parents to take one. they should understand that its not that drastic given the situation and you want to know who your ****ing siblings are!