Have you ever felt like you needed a crap, but actually not needed one?

#1
I have and it feels awful. I'm also god damn bored so i'm asking random crap now :p
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It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#3
yeh man i have that happen at school to me all the time and then I go to the BR and just do a big fart and can't push the poop out..
Do u have a metal spine?
#4
Last time i had that, Turned out i needed to pukes.
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#8
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Yeah, it sucks when you think you're about to burst, pull your scants down and just do a big fart.


This.

Jumping up and down for 5 mins so my brother can finish what hes doing.

Pants down, sit on the toilet, honk off.


A distinct lack of turds.

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#9
its called constipation
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#10
Oh God... The Pit delivers.

Yes I have. I sit down and have a massive fart that echoes around the house. I come out and everyone stares at me... I love it!

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#12
Eat more prunes and if things really aren't coming out, bring a spoon in the bathroom with you...

But please make sure you don't put it back in the kitchen...
#13
Stick a finger up there and fish it out.
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#14
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Eat more prunes and if things really aren't coming out, bring a spoon in the bathroom with you...

But please make sure you don't put it back in the kitchen...


why not dude? just use the same spoon for chocolate mouse or something...no one will know sheesh.
#15
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I can and do go days without a crap, so no.


What the **** do you eat.
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#16
that just happened to me.


so i fapped instead
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#17
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that just happened to me.


so i fapped instead



Dude, lol.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#19
i hate when you really gotta go. once you reach the toilet the urge has disappeared
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#20
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I can and do go days without a crap, so no.


That doesn't sound normal, my friend. You should get that checked out.

#21
Wow, the Pit's in a really philosophical mood today it would seem.
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