Parents going on Holiday/Vacation: My question is; What should i live off?

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#1
I have the cooking skills of a 10 year old and i have a microwave, give me some ideas for nice food with those two things?
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#4
Ramen and Hot pockets. Don't plan to spend the second day to when they return off your toilet though.
#5
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Scrambled eggs.


I don't think scrambled eggs are all to good of an idea, because i suck at egg cracking.
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I don't think scrambled eggs are all to good of an idea, because i suck at egg cracking.

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#9
i always keep a good supply of corpses in my basement freezer for when my parents aren't around.
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#11
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This is an opportunity to learn the culinary arts!


Imagine the look on your parents' faces when they come back and their house is burnt down.



Reminds me of a funny story about my dad when he was my age (15)... wanna hear it?
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#12
french fries , pizza , ham and egs , order food thats what i do
#14
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Reminds me of a funny story about my dad when he was my age (15)... wanna hear it?

Why not kiddo, go for it.
#15
Live off your will to survive and get a cookbook.


Scrambled eggs- easy to make and hard to screw up. Don't add too much milk.

Mac n Cheese...seriously. just follow the directions on the box.

Ramen.

Cereal. If you screw this one up I'll slap you.

Order a pizza. Worst case scenario, THEY screw up and you'll get an extra free pie.


If worst comes to worse, you can drink urine for several days. It's sterile.
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If worst comes to worse, you can drink urine for several days. It's sterile.

You can drink urine once. Once it's passed through you again, it's too poisonous.

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#17
Grilled cheese.
I'm retarded when it comes to anything in the kitchen and I can make an epic grilled cheese sandwich.
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#18
Basically, my dads mum went on holiday somewhere, leaving him to cook with an electric oven for the weekend. He was cooking burgers on it when the phone rang. He went and answered it, when he suddenly heard a loud bang. You'd expect it to be the oven but it was the front door because his neighbour came in because of the black smoke billowing out of the window. He hung up the phone and tried to dial for the fire service but his friend was on the phone. He thought oh sh!t and poured water on it to try and put it out. He woke up 5 hours later in a hospital with a sore face.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
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You can drink urine once. Once it's passed through you again, it's too poisonous.

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#20
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shhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh damn, you're right.
I mean, you can drink urine for weeks with no adverse side effects. If you start to feel sick don't worry, it's a normal reaction to the idea of repeatedly drinking your piss.

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#21
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Oh damn, you're right.
I mean, you can drink urine for weeks with no adverse side effects. If you start to feel sick don't worry, it's a normal reaction to the idea of repeatedly drinking your piss.


Omfg, i am loling rather hard dude.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#23
Surely the answer to this question can only be Macaroni cheese?
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#25
A microwavable pizza.

It'll have the instructions on the packet for you.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#26
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A microwavable pizza.

It'll have the instructions on the packet for you.


Dude(tte) That is an awesome idea! I will actually eat 3 of them a day for a week.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#27
pizza pizza pizza
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#28
Sell microwave

Buy Toaster Oven

Invest in hot pockets and Totinos Pizza Rolls and Toaster Streusel
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I don't think scrambled eggs are all to good of an idea, because i suck at egg cracking.

, how is that even possible?
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, how is that even possible?



I either get little bits of shell in there, or sometimes i get lots of bits of egg everywhere.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#31
Crack the eggs in a separate bowl and pick out the pieces of shell.

Lemme guess, you've never done your own laundry either?
#32
pasta, pesto, tuna and sweetcorn + gin and tonic

sandwiches with a good dollop of Branston Pickle + gin and tonic

houmos, taramasalata, potato salad, beetroot, other salady-things and pita bread + gin and tonic


i think i'll make myself a gin and tonic now.....
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#34
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Obviously the only acceptable answer is "whatever people bring to your massive party"

Ssshhh
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#36
pasta = easy + solution to all problems.

food will be the last thing on your mind when everyone finds out and invites themselves to your "party" *cough*.
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Peanut butter and mother fuckin jelly sandwiches.


I used to be able to make these awesome potato things but i forgot how to make them :/
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#39
pasta (if you can boil water, you can cook it)
sandwhich (if you're not retarded)
cereal
pop tarts
almost any breakfast food
if you can drive, eat out.
there's plenty of choices.
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